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Ithoriel

28 January 2024, 08:53:14 PM #2505
Pint of Rohypnol, barman! I'm drinking to forget!


:d :d :d
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Roy

28 January 2024, 09:01:24 PM #2506
Right. I'm officially complaining. That one-armed bandit is too loud and too distracting.
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Last Hussar

29 January 2024, 12:02:50 AM #2507
You leave Pedro alone. He's a nice bloke.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Last Hussar

29 January 2024, 12:03:18 AM #2508
Quote from: Ithoriel on 28 January 2024, 08:53:14 PMPint of Rohypnol, barman! I'm drinking to forget!


:d :d :d
What?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

29 January 2024, 07:16:23 AM #2509
Scratchings are back
And belly
And legs
And .. eeew
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Orcs

29 January 2024, 09:27:19 AM #2510
Quote from: Lord Speedy of Leighton on 29 January 2024, 07:16:23 AMAnd .. eeew

By EE
Quote from: Lord Speedy of Leighton on 29 January 2024, 07:16:23 AMScratchings are back
And belly
And legs
And .. eeew

by .....eeew I assume you mean the deep fried sheep's testicles ?
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FierceKitty

29 January 2024, 09:37:13 AM #2511
Quote from: Ithoriel on 28 January 2024, 08:53:14 PMPint of Rohypnol, barman! I'm drinking to forget!


:d :d :d

The Foreign Legion range is very attractive....
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Roy

29 January 2024, 10:32:44 AM #2512
Quote from: Orcs on 29 January 2024, 09:27:19 AMBy EE
by .....eeew I assume you mean the deep fried sheep's testicles ?

Don't think ewe's have the right equipment ... you mean the tup.

Anyway. Where's that new barmaid, Tuppence? Could do with me pint refilling.
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Orcs

29 January 2024, 03:11:35 PM #2513
Quote from: Roy on 29 January 2024, 10:32:44 AMDon't think ewe's have the right equipment ... you mean the tup.

Anyway. Where's that new barmaid, Tuppence? Could do with me pint refilling.

He was going ...eeeew because he is squeamish.

Talking of equipment, that new barmaid Tuppence has the right equipment  :d  :d.  You can guess why she got the nickname Tuppence!
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Roy

29 January 2024, 04:26:54 PM #2514
Oh right, when YOU said EEEW I thought you meant EWE, but YOU didn't mean EWE and did mean EEEW.



Might have a kebab after me pint. Or a Parmo
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Orcs

29 January 2024, 04:48:51 PM #2515
Quote from: FierceKitty on 29 January 2024, 09:37:13 AMThe Foreign Legion range is very attractive....

Yes but go easy on the one called Danjou. I had too much one night and woke up with my hand all stiff
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Roy

14 February 2024, 06:53:48 PM #2516
Walks up to one-armed Pedro and says to him...


'Now you know.

The oldest recorded English joke dates back to the 10th Century A.D. and goes:

"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

Answer: A key."'


Looks at Tuppence and points at his empty glass, indicating for it to be refilled.


Pedro, looking confused, says... '¿Qué?'



Turning back to the one armed bandit, I say, 'No. Key.'
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Duke Speedy of Leighton

14 February 2024, 07:47:37 PM #2517
Nobby-CHEW!
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Roy

15 February 2024, 12:01:48 PM #2518
 ;D

Don't know about a bloke with a dog...But I'm going to go see a bloke about a Siberian Hamster. Back in two shakes of a rat's tail!

Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Duke Speedy of Leighton

15 February 2024, 07:12:14 PM #2519
You'll be short changed if you are buying hamster tails by the yard!
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