Forum barfight

[Orcs]

Well, seems I've been promoted to General! They muttered something about promoting to a level of incompetence, or somesuch.

So, half pint of shandy and 2311 straws please, barman.

Congratulations.

Can we have another half please FSN has drunk 2/3rds of this one in one suck, He is a bit of a sucker ! 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

And that's after I put a hole in his straw.

Congratulations btw

[Last Hussar]

Dihydromonoxide is also the primary ingredient in acid rain, plus in its solid form a major risk to transport.

[Ithoriel]

Dihydrogen Monoxide has been ingested by every murderer only hours before comitting their dreadful act and yet they  add it to baby food! Will no one think of the children!!!!!

[Last Hussar]

Its addictive. Nobody has ever successfully given up drinking it.

[Westmarcher]

.... meanwhile ... someone at the back of the bar mentions the Great Wargaming Survey .....

.... and all hell kicks off (again) ......   

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Surveys have no truck in here.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Surveys have no truck in here.

No they arrive by car !

[Techno II]

Dihydrogen Monoxide has been ingested by every murderer only hours before comitting their dreadful act and yet they  add it to baby food! Will no one think of the children!!!!!

I always make sure I've got a supply of that in powder form, in the food cupboard...You never know when you might need it !

[FierceKitty]

Used moderately, oxydihydrate is a safe substitute.

[DecemDave]

.... meanwhile ... someone at the back of the bar mentions the Great Wargaming Survey .....

In a recent survey:  5% of bar members supported fantasy games as wargames, 5% thought they were not, 85% were too busy finding organic compounds that carried at least one hydroxyl functional group to care and the remaining 5% had had so much they thought they were dragons.   

[Heedless Horseman]

You Know
Just a Thought.
Given the usual **** poor performances of politicians / Royals / Heads of State when seen on TV  debates / intewviews / parliament... or whatever...

If they applied themselves... and weren't addicted to various chemicals / base metals...

Some Pendraken Forum Members would have a pretty good chance at World Domination... if let out.

Ain't THAT a thought!!!  

[steve_holmes_11]

You Know
Just a Thought.
Given the usual **** poor performances of politicians / Royals / Heads of State when seen on TV  debates / intewviews / parliament... or whatever...

If they applied themselves... and weren't addicted to various chemicals / base metals...

Some Pendraken Forum Members would have a pretty good chance at World Domination... if let out.

Ain't THAT a thought!!!  

I really think we ought to let the cabbies and hairdressers have a go first.

[paulr]

What about the telephone sanitisers 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

What about the telephone sanitisers 

Have to get em back from Golgafrincham (sp)

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Stop talking, get fighting!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Stop talking, get fighting!

Stop fighting get drinking

[Leon]

9 years this brawl has been going on, I really think we need new management around here.  Or at least some replacement glassware...

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Management - what management, look at who thev'e let in, a missing link and a rabid thing that chews coats for two 

[Ithoriel]

Glassware?

I've been drinking out of the plant pot for the last few months!

I wouldn't mind but I have to put a finger in the hole in the base or the drink runs out.

I'm not a Little Dutch Boy, you know!