How to Tell the Sex of a Fly.

Started by Chad, 19 June 2012, 07:41:59 AM

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Chad

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded: "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”

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Techno

Even I remember that one....It's still a goody though ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.

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