Holiday in America

[Ferb]

An elderly couple from England go on a fly/drive holiday to the states. After a long drive they stop at a petrol station. An elderly man comes out and asks what they would like:

Husband: Please can you fill her up with petrol.

US: Sure thing, but here in the US we call it gas.

Wife: Wot did he say?

Husband: Here in the US they call petrol - gas.

US: Anything else sir?

Husband: Can you look under the bonnet and check the oil please?

US: Sure thing sir, but here in the US we call it the hood.

Wife: Wot did he say?

Huband: Here in the US they call the bonnet - the hood.

US: Anything else sir?

Husband: Please can you check the spare tyre in the boot?

US: Sure thing, but here in the US we call it the trunk.

Wife: Wot did he say?

Husband: Here in the US they call the boot - the trunk.

Having completed the work the Service attendant asks if they are from England?

Husband: Yes, we are from Cambridge.

US: Hey, I know Cambridge, I was stationed there during the war. Mind you had the worst sex ever there.

Wife: Wot did he say?

Husband: He thinks he met you during the war.

[Techno]

As Homer would say...."Doh...It just gets worse and worse !"...
Cheers - Phil.

[Blaker]