I don't know what a meme is...

Started by Leon, 16 March 2012, 07:23:26 PM

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Hertsblue

When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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get2grips

Me too...doesn't even need to be shampoo: not having that much hair I'll use anything :)

Orcs

Quote from: get2grips on 14 February 2014, 08:49:07 AM
Me too...doesn't even need to be shampoo: not having that much hair I'll use anything :)

Yep, I have a reasonable amount of hair left but will use whats avaliable - Bar of soap, washing up liquid.  With a house full of women I have to try and avoid smelling like a poof:d  like flowers or fruit.
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Trying to hide something....... :D

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Orcs

Quote from: ianrs54 on 14 February 2014, 12:36:18 PM
Trying to hide something....... :D

IanS

;D ;D ;D, just haviing a little dig at the PC brigade.
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Techno

I just get the cheapest one on the shelf ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.

get2grips

Quote from: Techno on 14 February 2014, 04:21:46 PM
I just get the cheapest one on the shelf ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.

Phil...that would be washing up liquid!  ;)

Explains the state of your barnet  :D :D :D

Techno

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Only ever used W.U.Liquid as a shampoo once...Never again.
And what's wrong with my barnet ?
Taken me YEARS to get it looking this scruffy. ;) ;D

Cheers - Phil.

get2grips

Quote from: Techno on 14 February 2014, 06:21:49 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D

Only ever used W.U.Liquid as a shampoo once...Never again.
And what's wrong with my barnet ?
Taken me YEARS to get it looking this scruffy. ;) ;D

Cheers - Phil.

Yeah...sort of James May meets Gilbert O'Sullivan :D

petercooman


Techno

Quote from: get2grips on 14 February 2014, 07:31:43 PM
Yeah...sort of James May meets Gilbert O'Sullivan :D

It's not that neat ! ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.

Last Hussar

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 14 February 2014, 03:19:56 PM
;D ;D ;D, just haviing a little dig at the PC brigade.

No, he's trying to hide something.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Hertsblue

When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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Nosher

Managers.... cant live with them, cant shoot them!
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson

Nosher

Me and my colleagues taking time out...
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson

GordonY

When I worked for Michelin, we used to joke about all the managers dissapearing to hold a meeting about when to have their next meeting. Imagine my surprise when I got a job in the NHS and found out it was true.

skywalker

Its the meeting ethos here in the Chemical industry. Our engineer has a quote which we put the office wall that goes like this "I have no meetings to go to today. I will be able to get some work done for a change"   ;D ;D

Nosher

The NHS is full of managers who spend their entire days wandering around corridors with a clip board chatting about anything but anything remotely worklike...

And when the cuts come they come from frontline posts and from back office staff who work their nuts off trying to bale out a sinking ship.

The NHS could save millions if it weedled out the clipboard carriers and corridor lurkers.
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson

Hussargeneral

I worked for a Company that designed and built Processing plants for the mining industry many years ago and we would have a meeting to prepare for a meeting.... ;D....absolute lunacy