Bullshit Bingo

[Luddite]

And this is why management needs to be shot 

I'm not sure its just management.

I spend my working life being brought into projects to provide legal assessment etc.

I speak in plain language to decipher the legalese for the business and my first question is always along the lines of;

'OK, tell me what you're trying to do here'...

90% of the time i get a wall of blank faces glaring at me like i'd just deficated on the desk.

It usually ends the meeting pretty quick while they go away and figure out what it is they are actually...you know...trying to do.

Sometimes i despair...