The secret of winning

[FierceKitty]

   I have finally discovered how to do it, reliably and irresistably. Today I was playing my Chinese (one of history's losers, by general consent) against the Japanese invasion, an army with very sharp teeth at the time of the Korean war. The enemy player was the most dangerous opponent I have in this town; and I wiped the floor with him, breaking all three Japanese commands.
   How to do it? Just roll an amazing number of sixes in combat. Now that I know, world title, here I come!

[goat major]

how do you cope with the fact that dice hate humans ?

[FierceKitty]

Curse you, Earthling! You've blown my cover. When the mothership arrives, I shall personally attend to your elimination.

[goat major]

be warned - i get a 2+ saving throw

[DanJ]

I am reminded of a recent converstion

Club Know it all, "I wouldn't do that, I'd flank march and attack his flank!"
Me, "I tried that and rolled a 10"

half an hour later
Club know all "Why haven't you attacked that flank?"
Me "I rolled another ten then a double 6 for a fumble!"

An hour later
Club know it all,"you lost because you ignored his flank"

[Maenoferren]

I thought the secret to winning was  to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

[sunjester]

I thought the secret to winning was  to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

No it's "cheating"......... apparently, I just call it lucky dice!
It works for me most of the time.

Graham

[Nosher]

I am reminded of a recent converstion

Club Know it all, "I wouldn't do that, I'd flank march and attack his flank!"
Me, "I tried that and rolled a 10"

half an hour later
Club know all "Why haven't you attacked that flank?"
Me "I rolled another ten then a double 6 for a fumble!"

An hour later
Club know it all,"you lost because you ignored his flank"

Have you considered a pointy stick? A liberal application of jabs and pokes in the general direction of the aforementioned gobshites eye generally brings about much merriment

Other than that I also find the sentence *Go f*** yourself knobhead* has pretty much the same effect

[stormrider]

The last person that did something like that to me, I just spent the next week flirting with his wife.

He's not spoken to me since.

I'd say I rolled a natural 6 on that one

[goat major]

good tactic but i suspect those types are often wifeless (a cunning defence mechanism ?)

[republic of tolworth]

good tactic but i suspect those types are often wifeless (a cunning defence mechanism ?)

[Chad]

i always find a large hammer is very useful. Not a lot your opponent can do with battered lumps of metal!! 

Chad

[FierceKitty]

i always find a large hammer is very useful. Not a lot your opponent can do with battered lumps of metal!! 

Chad

I own both armies. That avenue is closed to me.

[goat major]

you don't have to restrict yourself to battering his metal lumps...

[nikharwood]