Priceless, honest CV

Started by Steve J, 07 December 2011, 11:42:35 AM

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Nosher

"I have ginger hair and for a lot of people this is a talking point...."

Cant be a GWA joke ;D
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Leon

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fred.

I've seen this linked from a couple of places. I'm assuming it's a spoof, rather than a real CV. As having read many applicants CVs any one who can write that well can get better jobs than those listed.
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