Translations for Antwerp please!

[Annatar]

If someone is asking you in , whether you have "three-eyed multidimensional space slugs in hawai-shorts for ACW-games", the correct answer in german with
a smile and eye-twinkle would be "Ham wa nich"  (this would be the answer of a extremly grumpy german salesman on a monday morning for:  this is not in our range)

You will probably get this reaction:   

[Aart Brouwer]

"Ham wa nich"

That would be Berlinerisch, right? A Bavarian would say "Homiànich. Oba wollns moa figgahaggen?"

Cheers,
Aart