NOTW Joke

[Leveller Mutineer]

A bear & Rebekah Brooks are taking a **** in the woods.
The bear turns to the Rebekah and asks, “Excuse me, but do you have trouble with **** sticking to you?”

Rebekah replies, “No,I don’t.”

So the bear wipes his arse with Rebekah.



(inspired by The Now Show)

[nikharwood]

I've just hacked Rebekah Brooks's phone & there's a voicemail message from Mick Hucknall asking for his hair back.

[Sandinista]

 

[nikharwood]

Good to see News Of The World editor Rebekah Brooks following in the footsteps of Paul Scholes...

Hacking people due to the fact they're bitter and twisted about being a little ginger twit.

[nikharwood]

Rebekah Brooks is leading the investigation into the News of the World phone hacking...

How about we get Ronald McDonald to look into childhood obesity?

[nikharwood]

Shameless is on TV tonight.

Or Rebekah Brooks, as she prefers to be known.

[nikharwood]

As soon as Rebekah Brooks found out that a journalist had taped her private meeting with News of the World staff and leaked it to the press she had him marched up to her office by security.

With a work ethos like that she didn't want to miss the opportunity to offer him a promotion.   

[nikharwood]

I've been looking at some photos of Rebekah Brooks.
Nothing to get excited about - But at least I now know what King Charles 2nd would look like if he'd hennaed his hair.

[Leon]

Good to see News Of The World editor Rebekah Brooks following in the footsteps of Paul Scholes...

Hacking people due to the fact they're bitter and twisted about being a little ginger ****.

Stolen for my Facebook...