This made me laugh

[Sandinista]

Before my dad finally kicked the bucket, he turned to me and said..


"Son, watch how far I can kick this bucket".

[nikharwood]

 

Reminds me [somehow, dunno why...] of Rodney Rude [Aussie comedian from '80s]:

Rodney: "Me grandad got burnt the other day..."

Audience: "How burnt did he get Rodney?"

Rodney: "They don't f*ck about at the crematorium..."

[Leon]