Update on the kitten

Started by FierceKitty, 03 March 2014, 04:28:46 AM

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FierceKitty

You doubtless know how important it is to make new arrivals in a household feel that they have duties, that they're useful, that they belong. Valentine has therefore been assigned the duty of ensuring that Vladimir Putin stays off the premises. He is authorised to use deadly force and accept a limited amount of collateral damage.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

nikharwood

Quote from: FierceKitty on 03 March 2014, 04:28:46 AM
You doubtless know how important it is to make new arrivals in a household feel that they have duties, that they're useful, that they belong. Valentine has therefore been assigned the duty of ensuring that Vladimir Putin stays off the premises. He is authorised to use deadly force and accept a limited amount of collateral damage.

Well played, sir, well played  8)

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

You mean he attacks all visitors ?

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FierceKitty

Since we let him out of quarantine, he's been a bit less violent. I think he was just bored.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.