Bring back the Penismen

Started by Orcs, 09 January 2025, 10:23:37 PM

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Should Pendraken Bring Back the Penismen?

Yes, but only sell on ebay under an alias
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Yes But only to regular customers, who are over 18
2 (16.7%)
Yes its just a fun army to have.
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No, I don't think Pendraken should be associated with this
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No as my wife/partner won't let me buy them
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No as Leon will get into too much trouble with M'lady
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Voting closed: 08 February 2025, 10:23:37 PM

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howayman

#20
04 November 2026, 02:09:10 PM
Someone out there must have a picture or even actual figures.
Please I need to see these with my own eyes.

flamingpig0

#21
04 November 2026, 02:32:04 PM
Quote from: howayman on 04 November 2026, 02:09:10 PMSomeone out there must have a picture or even actual figures.
Please I need to see these with my own eyes.

No, you do not
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Big Insect

#22
04 November 2026, 02:58:25 PM
Personally, I think it is all just a massive fallacy!
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#23
04 November 2026, 04:00:36 PM
Quote from: fred. on 03 November 2026, 09:43:32 PMYou couldn't let it lie

:D

Quote from: Orcs on 04 November 2026, 12:22:29 AM"A good education is ...

Thank you Orcs.

I can't remember seeing such a painted display on Dave's trade stand at a (1997? iirc) trade stand at the old Battleground show.

Anyway, you've painted a clean mental image for me and I am now in the know.

Quote from: Last Hussar on 04 November 2026, 01:06:36 PMRoy - why did you resurrect it... just why... :'(  :'(  :'(

I was looking for the photo request page the other week. Photos of the newish T72 models alongside the Chieftains and T64s. I'd love some of the T72s, but fear they might be as massive as the T62 models so am reluctant to make a blind purchase.

I couldn't get the penis men out of my mind. I just had to erect them. Sorry, ressurect them. Bit of a fluff(er) moment there.

Quote from: howayman on 04 November 2026, 02:09:10 PMSomeone out there must have a picture or even actual figures.
Please I need to see these with my own eyes.

Wonder if there was any posed standing to attention, or were they all shooting?

Quote from: Big Insect on 04 November 2026, 02:58:25 PMPersonally, I think it is all just a massive fallacy!

;D  =D>

"Pics or it didn't happen" I believe is what the yoof of today might comment on the Instabook or Facegram.
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

O Dinas Powys

#24
05 November 2026, 08:52:44 AM
Quote from: Big Insect on 04 November 2026, 02:58:25 PMPersonally, I think it is all just a massive fallacy!

Good shot sir!  =D>
(I know, even though it's fantasy  :o  ;)  )

O Dinas Powys

#25
05 November 2026, 08:53:56 AM
Quote from: fred. on 03 November 2026, 09:43:32 PMYou couldn't let it lie

No-one expects the Pendraken Penismen to just lie...  X_X
(I know, even though it's fantasy  :o  ;)  )

flamingpig0

#26
05 November 2026, 10:29:22 AM
I can take or leave the Penismen. However, I did  enjoy  Pendraken's original B movie style Amazons
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 H.P. Lovecraft

"We don't want your stupid tanks!" 
Salah Askar,

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Roy

#27
05 November 2026, 10:31:13 AM
Google AI tells me the 'penis men' were actually sculpts based upon the Warhammer Fantasy range of Fimir. That the Pendraken sculpts had the humanoid creature's tails protruding from between their legs and so resembling penises.

I always thought the Fimir were a dodgy lot. Anyone else read the lore about the species in the Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay rules from back in the 1980s? Talk about violent procreation. I doubt you'd get away with such a horrendous and violent act nowadays.
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Last Hussar

#28
05 November 2026, 10:51:04 AM
QuoteI can take or leave the Penismen.

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I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Ithoriel

#29
05 November 2026, 12:36:18 PM
I would really like to see the Not-Fim produced. I could finally finish my Warmaster Albion Army as intended with Not-Fim instead of Ogre Minis.

There were a number of suggested names for them though I don't recall penismen as one of them!
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Gwydion

#30
05 November 2026, 12:51:04 PM
I'm beginning to understand Groucho Marx's comment:
"I don't want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members."

Leon

#31
05 November 2026, 04:22:23 PM
Quote from: Roy on 05 November 2026, 10:31:13 AMGoogle AI tells me the 'penis men' were actually sculpts based upon the Warhammer Fantasy range of Fimir. That the Pendraken sculpts had the humanoid creature's tails protruding from between their legs and so resembling penises.

I always thought the Fimir were a dodgy lot. Anyone else read the lore about the species in the Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay rules from back in the 1980s? Talk about violent procreation. I doubt you'd get away with such a horrendous and violent act nowadays.

Fake news from the AI there I'm afraid, it's merging two bits of information. The phallic warriors were done back in the 90s and haven't been on sale in about 20 years.  We did buy a handful of not-Fimir type sculpts around 2012 I think, which have been stuck in my pending pile ever since.  They will become Balori and should be released early next year.
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Ithoriel

#32
06 November 2026, 01:04:07 PM
Quote from: Leon on 05 November 2026, 04:22:23 PMFake news from the AI there I'm afraid, it's merging two bits of information. The phallic warriors were done back in the 90s and haven't been on sale in about 20 years.  We did buy a handful of not-Fimir type sculpts around 2012 I think, which have been stuck in my pending pile ever since.  They will become Balori and should be released early next year.
Before or after the three-men-in-a-trench?

Delenda Est Carthago!  :d :d :d :d :d :d :d

I'll be happy to see either TBPH
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#33
06 November 2026, 05:15:20 PM
[quote author ;D  ;D =Ithoriel link=msg=381050 date=1793970247]
Before or after the three-men-in-a-trench
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Is that three- penismen-in-a-trench?   :D
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#34
06 November 2026, 07:12:08 PM
Quote from: Orcs on 06 November 2026, 05:15:20 PMIs that three- penismen-in-a-trench?   :D

Again;

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