The Good Book actually makes provision for same sex nookie...

[FierceKitty]

...if we have a reefer first. If we're high when we do the deed with our boyfriends, we're following Leviticus 20:

  A man who lies with another man should be stoned.

I'm usually straight, but it's good to know if I meet Johnny Depp and we're feeling adventurous, there's an easy way of not violating divine rules. Marijuana's legal here too these days.