Kitty

Started by Orcs, 02 December 2022, 03:33:57 PM

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Orcs

Its Friday and I am bored at work.... So apologies if I have posted any of the following posts before


A teacher is  explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are the  only animals that stutter,' she  says
 
A little girl  raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who  stuttered.'
The teacher,  knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl  to describe the incident.
 
"Well," she  began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty
and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a  running start
and  before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our  yard!'
'That must've  been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,'  said the little girl.

My kitty  raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!,  FfffffF,"
 
 






 
 
but  before she could say 'f***-off !,' the Rottweiler ate  her!
the teacher  had to leave the room.
 
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson