Letters to the editor.

[Orcs]

Dear Sir

I would like to complain about the lack of inclusion in "the Great wargames Survey". The survey only allowed you to identify as a Man, Woman or Non Binary. This is preposterous in this day and age.

I identify as Zebra, my significant other as a Merperson and my six year old as a Unicorn. They did not even have a box marked as "Other" where you could enter how  you identified

I did phone up to complain and the intelligent being who answered , said that they did not have enough room on the form for all the identities now.

The intelligent being said that they had actually suggested that only Male and Female be included, but this was vetoed by His/Her/their boss identifies as Tlaltechutli, (the Aztec monstrous earth goddess). Yes I had to look that up as well.

Well I am off into the Savannah, "Must keep a look out for anyone identifying as a Lion"

Regards

S T Ripey

[Orcs]

Sirs,

I would like to complain about the lack of inclusion in "the Great wargames Survey". This is survey of Wargamers, for crying out loud! At no point did it request you advise them of your normal level of B.O. Have they never been to a Wargames convention?

I suggested that next year they include the following question.

"What is your normal Level of B.O?"

Smelling of effeminate aftershave
Fragrant
Whiffy
Eye watering
Asthma inducing
Knock Out

Regards

Patrick Ong