Sacre Bleu!

[Techno II]

Do you know, Keith.....(Carrion) crows seem to be in rather short supply here.
Simply oodles of jackdaws......and rooks, if THOSE can be bothered to bothered to fly from the actual village, half a mile away.

Ravens ?....Still haven't seen one of those (for certain) for a few years.....Even the red kites and buzzards are (currently) noticeable by their absence.

Spadgers....chaffys...coal/blue tits, seem to be thriving....as do jays, magpies, woodpeckers and nuthatches.

Feral (flying rats) pigeons seem to have got the message that Von (aka Annie Oakley) will give them terminal lead poisoning if they turn up here.

Cheers - Phil.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Feral (flying rats) pigeons seem to have got the message that Von (aka Annie Oakley) will give them terminal lead poisoning if they turn up here.

Cheers - Phil.

New campaign - "Save the Welsh Pigeons" along with the Polecats

[Heedless Horseman]

'We don't just borrow recipes; on many occasions, English cookery has pursued other cuisines down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new ingredients.'

Ah! Pride!     

When devouring our 'Full English Breakfast' or 'Roast beef Sunday Dinner', consider the origins of ingredients... or the current sources, thereof. Centuries of exploration, enterprenurial trade and the 'Brown Bess' musket have resulted in these pinnacles of cullinary expectation!
Vive Rule Britannia! 

[Techno II]

New campaign - "Save the Welsh Pigeons" along with the Polecats..

Ian....arrange the following into a well known phrase, or saying.

And...off....bog...die. (That's the polite version.)

Cheers - Phil   

[pierre the shy]

Ah, yes! Who could forget Jacques Cousteau's retort,"Sacre Blue! Un stingray zat can talk!!" 

Nice typo, Peter, nice typo!

Opps, your right...amazing what a difference one letter makes