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Last Hussar

23 September 2025, 02:35:45 PM #810
Quote from: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 23 September 2025, 10:39:29 AMOne for the machine gun, one for the observer, one to fall back to?
Plus pre-plotted beaten zones...
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Ithoriel

23 September 2025, 02:56:43 PM #811
The local cats and foxes seem to have established a modus vivendi and the regular hissing and spitting matches seem to have subsided to the level of occasional brief spats. They'll be singing Lili Marlene and playing football together come Christmas at this rate!
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

23 September 2025, 03:14:33 PM #812
Leon, can we have three foxes in a trench?
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Ithoriel

23 September 2025, 03:30:50 PM #813

QuoteLeon, can we have three foxes in a trench?
Three RUSSIAN foxes please  :d :d :d
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DecemDave

24 September 2025, 08:02:42 AM #814
QuoteThe local cats and foxes seem to have established a modus vivendi and the regular hissing and spitting matches seem to have subsided to the level of occasional brief spats. They'll be singing Lili Marlene and playing football together come Christmas at this rate!

According to Fox news, Donald Trump intervened to stop the conflict.   

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

24 September 2025, 08:10:02 AM #815
Quote from: DecemDave on 24 September 2025, 08:02:42 AMAccording to Fox news, Donald Trump intervened to stop the conflict.   

And failed.....
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Orcs

24 September 2025, 04:17:17 PM #816
Quote from: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 24 September 2025, 08:10:02 AMAnd failed.....
But he is now supplying 2000kg bombs and 155mm shells to the foxes, in aid of his nomination for the Nobel peace prize
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steve_holmes_11

24 September 2025, 05:12:23 PM #817

QuoteAnd failed.....
But his hair is now firmly aligned with team fox.

Ithoriel

24 September 2025, 09:33:58 PM #818
Fake News or Fox News?  ;D
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Techno 3

25 September 2025, 05:09:48 AM #819
X_X

Gentlemen.
Please try and keep politics away from the forum.
I'll do this later

DecemDave

25 September 2025, 08:47:17 AM #820
QuoteGentlemen.
Please try and keep politics away from the forum.

My bad for starting it. 
Just couldn't resist the obvious fox joke. 
Matron has now returned my paint brush and some little guys to keep me better occupied.

Techno 3

25 September 2025, 11:15:32 AM #821
 :)
I'll do this later

steve_holmes_11

25 September 2025, 11:28:43 AM #822

QuoteFake News or Fox News?  ;D
Faux News?

Ithoriel

25 September 2025, 11:49:03 AM #823
Hit post instead of preview ... bleh!

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Ithoriel

25 September 2025, 11:56:23 AM #824
When I mentioned Fox News I was thinking of this



Rather than this


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