Geordie Zebra Warning!

[Megamatman]

[Nosher]

That has brightened my day significantly

A Newcastle fan getting f***ed over by soemthing other than a dodgy team manager/sh*t board of directors. Priceless

[Megamatman]

 

One of my mates (Newcastle fan) is going to Kenya on his honeymoon so we've been trying to find stuff to scare him.  We couldn't believe our luck when we found this! 

We spent a good portion of our lunch break trying to find a legitimate source for the article, but the only sources we could find were Boro and Sunderland message boards 

[capthugeca]

 
Well, I'll be bu****ed!
Who would have thought it!

[Pruneau]

Bad luck to run into a testosterone-plagued male zebra with poor eyesight

[Megamatman]

Bad luck to run into a testosterone-plagued male zebra with poor eyesight

[Nosher]

I have just had a horrible, nay traumatic thought

Just imagine the offspring...

(if one could fall pregnant being done up the rectum of course...)

[nikharwood]

That's a new Zebra Crossing eh, nosher? 

I think I might have spotted one too:

[Pruneau]

That's a new Zebra Crossing eh, nosher? 

I think I might have spotted one too:

Jeez Nik, your talent for seeing an opportunity to post a babe pic with just about every kind of message simply baffles me!  Here we are talking about 50 year old blokes taking it up the bum from a Zebra, and hoppa... 

[nikharwood]

Jeez Nik, your talent for seeing an opportunity to post a babe pic with just about every kind of message simply baffles me!  Here we are talking about 50 year old blokes taking it up the bum from a Zebra, and hoppa... 

It's a skill, eh Rudy? Stick with what you know, that's what I say 

[Pruneau]

Indeed it is!

[Luddite]

I've uncovered a video of Nik...