Current turnaround time on orders?

[Techno]

Been getting mine since 06/01/2020 

That means you're actually older than Von.  (You senile old Muppet  )

Two/three weeks and I can actually start relaxing......A little bit.

I'm going up the ladder to clear some 'poop' out of the gutters, this afto'......I may be some time.

I really AM way too old for all this 'poop'.

Cheers - Phil

[Ithoriel]

I seem to have spent the last month going,"I can't believe I'm 67!" Fortunately all the responses have been a variant of ,"You never are! You don't look anything like that!"

Flattery will get you anywhere

[fsn]

Is there a quite "look more like 97"? 

[jimduncanuk]

I seem to have spent the last month going,"I can't believe I'm 67!" Fortunately all the responses have been a variant of ,"You never are! You don't look anything like that!"

Flattery will get you anywhere

To me Mike you're just a boy.

[Ithoriel]

Is there a quite "look more like 97"? 

Got an Amazon delivery a week or so ago. Several individual packages. The young lady delivering them commented on the number of packages asked if it was my birthday.

I said that my birthday had been a couple of weeks before.

She wished me Happy Birthday and asked if it had been a significant number, to which I replied that it had been my 67th.

She laughed, then said,"What? Seriously?"

I assured her I was serious and she made a show of peering behind me before saying,"OK. Ground floor flat. No attic. Where do you keep the painting?"

[mmcv]

Got an Amazon delivery a week or so ago. Several individual packages. The young lady delivering them commented on the number of packages asked if it was my birthday.

I said that my birthday had been a couple of weeks before.

She wished me Happy Birthday and asked if it had been a significant number, to which I replied that it had been my 67th.

She laughed, then said,"What? Seriously?"

I assured her I was serious and she made a show of peering behind me before saying,"OK. Ground floor flat. No attic. Where do you keep the painting?"

What's your secret?

[Ithoriel]

What's your secret?

Good genes and bad living

[Leon]

Flowers or charity donations ?

Donations to the Darwin Awards please... 

I can turn my hand to most things but I've got a sparky mate who'll be coming to check that the old wiring isn't live before I start ripping it out.

[Techno]

Good genes and bad living

I got called "Young man," by one of the staff in Tesco's yesterday.
I asked him when he'd last been to the opticians.

Cheers - Someone who feels 20 years older than he really is.

[Raider4]

"OK. Ground floor flat. No attic. Where do you keep the painting?"

Okay, I'm impressed that she said that. Kudos to her.

[paulr]

Last year a new checkout person at the local Supermarket asked a customer for ID to confirm her age and called over the supervisor to check the ID

The supervisor apologised to customer and explained to the new person that you only had to check ID if there was any doubt about age

The customer, a women in her 80s, responded that there was no need to apologise and being asked for ID had "made her day"