Do not teach your wife to wargame, gentlemen.

Started by FierceKitty, 02 May 2020, 02:01:00 PM

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FierceKitty

02 May 2020, 02:01:00 PM Last Edit: 02 May 2020, 02:04:39 PM by FierceKitty
It all ends in tears. Those Ch'in halberdiers get a first-round impetuousity bonus, normal foot armour doesn't help against 2HCW, and in the event of two successful attacks, the impetuous attacker here is deemed successful. Oh, and we're charging downhill. As for the wheelies, same story on the whole, but we also had a general with us....
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FierceKitty

And they fought us off, even taken in flank by our foot. Please note the elite Imperial Guards (upslope again) about to be smashed by Han rank-and-file.
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

FK - by now you mist know Lee is going to win....it's writ on't 1st page of all your rule sets !
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FierceKitty

Hmmm...I wondered what that little Thai doodle meant....
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FierceKitty

p.s. From your post above, I take it the verb mist means to act like a husband; hence the noun mister?
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Techno

I really think I'll have make you some 'iffy' dice. X_X X_X
'Mist' go, now.  ;D  ;D

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Orcs

Your an intelligent man FK, I would have thought you would have learnt by now, and stopped deluding yourself that you might win.  ;D ;D

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FierceKitty

I thought I might be allowed a victory out of charity from time to time.
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Orcs

Quote from: FierceKitty on 02 May 2020, 09:41:34 PM
I thought I might be allowed a victory out of charity from time to time.

That really is delusion.
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FierceKitty

RIGHT! That's set a few things straight in this marriage. Ch'in victory today was never seriously in doubt once we'd managed to engage them.
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