Jokes

Started by Orcs, 21 October 2019, 10:42:07 AM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 7 8 9
User actions

Orcs

01 March 2025, 11:38:20 PM #160
Quote from: d_Guy on 15 February 2025, 07:49:02 PMMaybe. Those who have "BritBox" streaming to perfect their English, likely not. :D

Yep two countries separated by a common language
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Raider4

07 March 2026, 12:02:41 PM #161
Just heard on the radio:


"The man who invented autocorrectdied recently. His funeral is tomato".


Made me chuckle anyway. 

Ithoriel

07 March 2026, 08:45:47 PM #162
The version I know is

"The man who invested autocarrot has dyed. His funnel will be tomato. May he restaurant in peas."
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Techno 3

08 March 2026, 08:15:23 PM #163
I like those. ;D
I'll do this later

steve_holmes_11

15 March 2026, 04:31:09 PM #164
I really shouldn't be here.

I was warned to avoid the forum on the Ides of March.

Last Hussar

26 April 2026, 10:47:39 PM #165
I've just been offered headphones for $2 by a pirate.
I said "that's suspiciously cheap."
Turned out he was a buccaneer.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

GNU PTerry

Techno 3

27 April 2026, 05:12:05 AM #166
X_X
I'll do this later

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

27 April 2026, 06:52:50 AM #167
Dat be a terrible  :P
FOG IN CHANNEL - EUROPE CUT OFF
Lord Kermit of Birkenhead
Muppet of the year 2019, 2020 and 2021
User actions
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 7 8 9