Correct English response to Currentn European issues

Started by Orcs, 11 April 2019, 09:28:02 AM

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What is the correct English response to current European issues????

Chevauchée into France
Demand return of Normandy and Aquataine as English
Demand Germany return sovereignty of the regions of Saxe Coburg and Gotha
Demand full Financial recompense for the cost of WW2 from Germany
Bill each European country fr the cost of liberating it from the Germans in 1944/45
Make loud vocal an Media campaigns about hw ungreatful most of europe is that we liberated them from Germany in 1944/45 and they have now put themselves back under the Germans.
Declare war on France with Germany as our alies as in te good old days before the 20th Century

FierceKitty

Hmmm...the Chinese have seen themselves that way since our species started walking on its hind legs.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Orcs

Quote from: FierceKitty on 12 April 2019, 09:13:58 AM
Hmmm...the Chinese have seen themselves that way since our species started walking on its hind legs.

I think that is a problem with humans in general. virtually all human groups see themselves as superior to some/all  other groups.

Tutsis and Hutus in Rwanda
Sunni and Shiite Muslims
Israelis and their neighbours
Population who live in houses and Travelers/gypsies


The list goes on and on.
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Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

steve_holmes_11

Quote from: ianrs54 on 11 April 2019, 12:03:49 PM
Just maintain the status quo, looks like that is what mummy May is trying to do.

There's a term for that - S.N.A.F.U.

steve_holmes_11

Quote from: Dr Dave on 11 April 2019, 06:47:10 PM
I did  sign to wonder if it isn't time for the Parliament to be removed so that they might "make way for better men (and women)"?

A couple of weeks ago we were trying to make them sovereign against the bunch of unelected dictators.

Now they say we have to get a move on, or we'll have to elect another bunch of unelected dictators.

I'm sure the Lords and the Queen will solve it.

steve_holmes_11

Quote from: Orcs on 12 April 2019, 09:09:36 AM

The fact that this country controlled approx. 2/3rd of the world, in relatively recent history, would suggest that at that time we were superior  to the majority of the world, otherwise we would not have managed to get into that position in the first place.  Changing the way you see yourself  takes quite a while, particularly when you controlled 2/3 of the world for a couple of hundred years.

We were also the only nation with kettles integrated into our tanks - coincidence?
Our tea drinking Indian Brothers soon caught on.

Now even the USA are doing it, though with the stated aim of "Rehydrading MREs" or some sort of post-colonial abomination.

steve_holmes_11

Quote from: Orcs on 12 April 2019, 09:21:03 AM
I think that is a problem with humans in general. virtually all human groups see themselves as superior to some/all  other groups.

Tutsis and Hutus in Rwanda
Sunni and Shiite Muslims
Israelis and their neighbours
Population who live in houses and Travelers/gypsies


The list goes on and on.


Time for a bit of culture:

QuoteO wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
An' foolish notion:
What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us,
An' ev'n devotion!

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

FOG IN CHANNEL - EUROPE CUT OFF
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FierceKitty

Quote from: ianrs54 on 12 April 2019, 12:04:24 PM
Sorry English only on the forum Steve. damned forigerns

Wasn't Forigern an Arthurian-era chieftain?
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Leman

It's the rather pleasant and refreshing cold beer found in most of Europe, as opposed to the lukewarm pig swill we get served in Wetherspoons.
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steve_holmes_11

Quote from: Leman on 12 April 2019, 01:44:44 PM
It's the rather pleasant and refreshing cold beer found in most of Europe, as opposed to the lukewarm pig swill we get served in Wetherspoons.

Can anybody else spot Leman's deliberate error?

Ithoriel

Of course ... surely no-one here would enter a Wetherspoons voluntarily, let alone order something!
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Westmarcher

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Leman

Quelle surprise! The reference to Wetherspoons was related to the owner's views - ah well, straight over the heads it would seem (angry looking man in mail and red cross adorned white surcoat enters, fists clenched, steam coming out of ears and muttering through clenched teeth, "I want my country back." Someone should have a word with him about William the Bastard and the descendants of the chaps he brought over with him who still rule the roost and managed to con 52% of those who voted - you couldn't make this up.).
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Thumping the padded walls..."Please, just get me out! Someone...anyone! HM!, Putin! Trump!" Thump, Thump!
(Enter the Germanic Blonde in the tight shirt...(but with a French accent!)
"Down Boy...Gude Boy!"
Instant 'sit' and tail wag!  ;)

To be serious, if the EU leadership's insistence on imposing political constraints on Brexit has not opened the eyes of 'Remainers', nothing short of a Charly G will.  :(
(40 Yrs ago. I should have been an Angry Young Man... but wasn't.
Now... I am an Old B******! )  ;)