Casting new musical series....

[Techno]

I'm going to start Haydn, if this continues.

Anyone seen Cop land on the TV ? I think that's aimed at the common man.

Cheers - Phil

[Leman]

Tchaikovsky!!!!

Bless you.

[Last Hussar]

Gentlemen.
There is a whisky decanter and a revolver in the blue study.

You know what is expected.

[Leman]

Drink it  all and then shoot the decanter. I love the sound of breaking glass.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

What a waste of a bullet, do you know how much lead crystal is these days!

[Techno]

Gentlemen.
There is a whisky decanter and a revolver in the blue study.

You know what is expected.

Are we playing Cluedo, now ?

If I'm in the blue study, I want to know if anyone's got Leon and the white metal ingot in  their hand.

Cheers - Col. Mustard.

[FierceKitty]

I say Rev. Green strangled him with the candlestick in the secret passageway.

[Leman]

I think we'd better leave out his secret passageway.