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Orcs

31 October 2018, 08:50:52 PM
So on "Pancake day" we eat Pancakes. 

Tommorow is "National Vegan Day", so I suppose we have to eat a Vegan.  I am not sure I can manage a whole one.  :)

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sultanbev

31 October 2018, 08:53:50 PM #1
Vegan wargamers are a thing.
You've probably met one without realising it.
They're just as crap at throwing sixes as everyone else.

Ithoriel

31 October 2018, 09:31:58 PM #2
Olive oil comes from crushed olives.

Sunflower oil comes from crushed sunflowers.

I'm never using baby oil again!!

:)
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Last Hussar

31 October 2018, 10:56:24 PM #3
More for me then.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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FierceKitty

31 October 2018, 11:12:34 PM #4
I can think of one pretty toothsome vegan I know....hmmm....
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01 November 2018, 08:21:34 AM #5
Quote from: FierceKitty on 31 October 2018, 11:12:34 PM
I can think of one pretty toothsome vegan I know....hmmm....

Which bit you going to chew on ?
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sunjester

01 November 2018, 08:47:16 AM #6
Quote from: Last Hussar on 31 October 2018, 10:56:24 PM
More for me then.

Vegans or baby oil?

FierceKitty

01 November 2018, 10:59:40 AM #7
Quote from: ianrs54 on 01 November 2018, 08:21:34 AM
Which bit you going to chew on ?


Sadly, she has two boyfriends and a girlfriend already. :(
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Subedai

01 November 2018, 07:32:30 PM #8
Someone posted -quite cleverly to my mind- that Veagns shouldn't really eat anything as everything grown uses recycled dinosaur pee. 
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Last Hussar

01 November 2018, 08:24:54 PM #9
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Last Hussar

01 November 2018, 08:25:34 PM #10
Quote from: FierceKitty on 01 November 2018, 10:59:40 AM
Sadly, she has two boyfriends and a girlfriend already. :(

Probably won't notice one more then.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Last Hussar

01 November 2018, 08:28:37 PM #11
Also, is this how we are spelling "Tomorrow" now?
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Orcs

01 November 2018, 08:41:06 PM #12
Quote from: Last Hussar on 01 November 2018, 08:28:37 PM
Also, is this how we are spelling "Tomorrow" now?

Yes, you're allowed to spell it like that when you are on nights!
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Orcs

01 November 2018, 08:42:56 PM #13
Quote from: Orcs on 31 October 2018, 08:50:52 PM
So on "Pancake day" we eat Pancakes. 

Tommorow is "National Vegan Day", so I suppose we have to eat a Vegan.  I am not sure I can manage a whole one.  :)


I was going to make some comment about I could eat my troublesome step-daughter, but thought it might sound a bit weird, and now I have it does  :D
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Last Hussar

02 November 2018, 01:17:24 AM #14
Quote from: Orcs on 01 November 2018, 08:42:56 PM
I was going to make some comment about I could eat my troublesome step-daughter, but thought it might sound a bit weird, and now I have it does  :D

What if I was to eat her?
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