Hello from Leuven, Belgium

[Cavillarius]

Thanks! I think the Good Lord had blessed me with the same warped sense of humor that seems to be so abundant here, so I'll be alright.

[Techno]

Us ?......Warped ?

(Yeah....O.K......fair enough !  )

Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

But I can prove I'm sane, I have a certificate to prove it (thats a joke that only UK citizens will get)

IanS

[Cavillarius]

That won't be worth a thing come March 2019. Well, not on the continent anyway...

[Leman]

Ian would like to design a giant saw that could cut partly through the Earth's crust so that Britain could be repositioned much further out in the Atlantic. Won't bother with Northern Ireland - it's a massive pain in the arse and the Republic can have it any time it likes as far as I'm concerned.

[d_Guy]

Ian would like to design a giant saw that could cut partly through the Earth's crust so that Britain could be repositioned much further out in the Atlantic.

Something like this prehapes?
http://hoaxes.org/archive/permalink/new_york_sawed_in_half

[Dave Fielder]

Welcome to Penraken, you will enjoy these figures.


Je Suis European, this is my office: http://eunavfor.eu/

[Cavillarius]

Thnx, I really hope so, because I ordered about 1000 of them...