Pendraken Zoo gets an expansion!

[Techno]

I have seen a black fox in one of our fields. (It was only about 5 yards away, and I got a really good look at it...so I know it wasn't something like a large domestic cat.)

Shame I didn't have the camera to hand, as they're apparently very rare.

Cheers - Phil

[Leman]

That happened to me when I saw the Snowdon yeti. Camera nowhere to be found.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Na that wern't a Yeti, just one of the local inhabitants !

[Leman]

 

[Techno]

Don't tell Will, but I've almost finished his meerkat !

Cheers - Mr Slow

[fsn]

Surely Mr Sloth would be more apposite in this case? 

[Leman]

You'll just have to bear with him. If he says they'll be ready soon he may be lion. Just be dogged in your demands and when the goodies arrive wolf them down. I'm sure I left a coat around here somewhere, or was it a goat?

[Techno]

Pah !

Talk about catty, you complete pair of oiks !

I'm dog tired.....You lot just monkey about from noon to night, and I have to keep an eye on you !

I'm just fishing around for more puns now....Can't talk.....gone a bit horse...(This one's going to run and run.)

Cheers - Mr Sheepish. (Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit......hare today, gone tomorrow.)

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Leman, stop badgering Techno!

[Leman]

I didn't start it sir. It was Ian at the back after he threw that ink pellet.

[Techno]

Stop trying to fox me with all these puns.

Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

I suppose you wont be badgered then ......

[pierre the shy]

(Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit......hare today, gone tomorrow.)

welsh rarebit jokes tend to get a bit cheesy after a while 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

welsh rarebit jokes tend to get a bit cheesy after a while 

Please dont get at the welsh, they cant help being born in wales, anyway thats my job.

[Leman]

Twll du'n bob sais!

[Ithoriel]

A patron of "The Feathers" then are you Leman?

[lowlylowlycook]

Wait, I thought "The Zoo" was what Pendraken called these forums...

[Leon]

Wait, I thought "The Zoo" was what Pendraken called these forums...

I think in a Zoo you tend to have some measure of control over the animals... 

[fred.]

Oi!

At least you get to keep all the animals in the same place. Feed us with shiny food now and again. Think what it would be like if we were free to roam...

[Techno]

I think in a Zoo you tend to have some measure of control over the animals... 

Cheers - Phil