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nikharwood

Where's Lucy gone? Bit rude to disappear without so much as a goodbye.

Tawa

Well that went down like a lead baboon......

O.P.E (Oik of the Pendraken Empire) - 2015 Honours List.

fsn

18 June 2016, 03:39:53 PM #2987 Last Edit: 18 June 2016, 03:44:05 PM by fsn


Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Techno

Two hundred pages  :o.....448,717 views. (As of this moment)

Dearie, dearie me.  ;)

Next ?.......What are you currently reading ?.......133,149 views.

Cheers - Phil



nikharwood

Top left for me, please. Thanks much <)

fsn

Quote from: Techno on 18 June 2016, 06:15:58 PM
Two hundred pages  :o.....448,717 views. (As of this moment)

Wow! That's a lot of views Techno.

What about the rest of us?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Last Hussar

Me talking to a (female) friend: "I'd go with Wilma [Flintstone] but I'd be thinking of Betty."

Her - "You picking the short busty brunette is hardly a surprise"

Me - "I have a type?"
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

GNU PTerry

Techno

Quote from: fsn on 18 June 2016, 08:07:26 PM
Wow! That's a lot of views Techno.
What about the rest of us?

Yes.....What about the rest of you ?  ;)

Cheers - Phil

Roy

Talking about stats. Techno's post count reads 12,500 as I'm writing this.
Very impressive
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Techno

Huzzah, for me !   :D

I hadn't noticed that !

Cheers - Phil

Duke Speedy of Leighton

You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

Techno

I'd better delete one, then.....Oh, No....It'll have to be two...Or is it three, now ?

Cheers - Phil


Duke Speedy of Leighton

You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

Tawa

Quote from: nikharwood on 18 June 2016, 07:04:20 PM
Top left for me, please. Thanks much <)

Bottom middle, or bottom left......  :D
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

O.P.E (Oik of the Pendraken Empire) - 2015 Honours List.

Roy

Quote from: Tawa on 21 June 2016, 03:33:10 PM
Bottom middle, or bottom left......  :D

I can see a trend, there  :-\ And on that note...



That's one way to make headlines! Wannabe TV reporter becomes a huge hit in Albania after wearing an open blouse for her screen test... and immediately gets the job

* Enki Bracaj did screen tests for Zjarr channel wearing an almost open top
* Bosses say they were impressed with her audition and gave her the job
* The 21-year-old said she 'found a way to put myself ahead' in the industry

A student has landed a job on Albanian television after showing her breasts through an open top during screen tests.
TV bosses at the network said they were so impressed with Enki Bracaj, from the Albanian capital Tirana, that they offered her a news reader role.
The 21-year-old now presents an international news programme after wearing the revealing outfit during trials - and has already proved a ratings hit, it has been reported.

Bracaj, who studies public relations at the local university, said she had simply 'found a way to put myself ahead' in a competitive industry.

Defending the decision to offer almost-topless news, Bracaj said it was'not easy to enter the world of television'

The presenter went almost topless during this screening in which she introduced a report about Serbian Prime Minister Aleksandar Vucic

'So it was obvious that if I wanted to make it I had to be brave and offer something different.

'I checked first with my parents and when I found that they also supported me in my decision, it wasn't a problem for me to go ahead like this.'

Bracaj's popularity has already spread wider that her native Albania after she introduced a report about Serbian Prime Minister Aleksandar Vucic. The video has been widely shared in neighbouring Serbia.

Enki added: 'There is not just a lot of competition to get on television, but also competition between the channels.

'I simply found a way to put myself ahead and also to ensure that my channel gets the best ratings.'


Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"