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Ithoriel

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Roy

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Looking for a female who likes to play board games. All types considered, but preferably not over 40 years old (that's the games, not the women).

If such a lady also liked tabletop gaming, this would be a plus.

Any ladies must be, at least, tolerant of ginger-haired people. Cruelty against the U.K.'s Ginger Minority is a little-spoken of issue, and our numbers are only growing less every year.

Oh, and any suitable women must be realistic and accept that human's fart!

Looking forward to hearing any replies - Won't be surprised if I receive none.   =((     


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Looking for a Female with GSOH who likes tabletop games.  Preferably with well painted 15mm Imperialist Army for the Italian Wars.

If Interested Please send Picture .......Of Army
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Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 17 February 2016, 03:04:05 PM
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Looking for a Female with GSOH who likes tabletop games.  Preferably with well painted 15mm Imperialist Army for the Italian Wars.

If Interested Please send Picture .......Of Army

Will I do ;D

skywalker

You can live in hope Roy.
They do exist but are hard to locate mainly due to the fact that when they come available they can pick the best of the bunch and us normal gamers being an acquired taste we don't stand a cat in hells chance  8-} :-B =O

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17 February 2016, 04:39:27 PM #2706 Last Edit: 17 February 2016, 04:59:42 PM by Leon
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 17 February 2016, 02:52:16 PM

Any ladies must be, at least, tolerant of ginger-haired people. Cruelty against the U.K.'s Ginger Minority is a little-spoken of issue, and our numbers are only growing less every year.


Get yourself north of the border Roy.

All the women here look like this, and they play games too!

Honest!  :)








Honest!  :)


EDIT: Pics resized.
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Leman

I've seen the girl in our local Games Workshop (which, incidentally has rebranded itself as Warhammer - which I thought they had just killed off ???) - and ...... no thanks!
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Roy

Quote from: jimduncanuk on 17 February 2016, 04:39:27 PM
All the women here look like this, and they play games too!

I have to admit that when I was up in the Highlands the other year, back, it was the only place I've been in the UK that I've not actually felt out of place. Nor was I concerned that I might fall foul of other people's prejudices.

Then I went and ruined it by wearing an Old Firm football shirt  ;D ...especially since the bloke who owned the holiday cottage I was staying at supported the opposite team. 
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

jimduncanuk

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jimduncanuk

Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 17 February 2016, 06:54:49 PM

Then I went and ruined it by wearing an Old Firm football shirt  ;D ...especially since the bloke who owned the holiday cottage I was staying at supported the opposite team. 


This brings a minimum penalty of a severe tongue lashing in certain parts of this idyllic country.
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fsn

Just seen "Deadpool".

Morena Baccarin is  :x


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I'd trade you Morena Baccarin for Jewel Staite ... if only  :x =(( =O
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