Top Totty!

[Last Hussar]

Well, there's no need to boast.

That's Fierce Kitty's job.

[O Dinas Powys]

In the event of me ever becoming an international master criminal, No2 could be my Bob!

[Leman]

Re. Davina McCall

a) I'm northern as well and also pronounce it D'vina.

b) I had no idea that it was Davina McCall as I watch hardly any live TV these days.

[Roy]

What sort of person goes "I know- I'll Google cross-dressing minion"?

I then googled "What sort of person goes "I know- I'll Google cross-dressing minion"?"

But it came back with this 

Your search - What sort of person goes "I know- I'll Google cross-dressing minion"? - did not match any image results.

Suggestions:

Make sure that all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.
Try fewer keywords.

So I then googled "random top totty" and the first image it showed was



I then googled "last hussar"* and (to fit with this thread) the first female picture provided this      [*not meaning any offence - I just spot words on the Internet and google them]


"Grand Duchess Olga Nikolaevna Romanvoa of Russia (1895-191), eldest daughter of the last Tsar, in her Hussar uniform."

This


And this



Its now somebody else's turn to find a daft photo we can talk about 

[fsn]

Googled military women

This is a 1948 Israeli woman.

Techno, when you're making some modern infantry ... please?



No idea. Arabic website but am quite fascinated by the figure in the centre.


Mexican revolution


This one I know about. The British invented a death ray in 1941, as demonstrated here. Could take out a Pz IV at 400m, then carry on through the two behind it. However, it had unfortunate radiation type side effects on gentlemen, so could only be used by ladies. Of course, it would be quite unBritish to allow the gentler sex into frontline service, so the death ray was shelved.

[ronan]

What are they shooting at ? 


 

[fsn]

Ah! The one on the left has the Mk3 Ground version, so would be sighting on armour, perhaps even fotifications, the other two have the lighter Mk5c version (without foregrip, and with built in compact mirror) used against aircraft, but could also destroy a SdKfz 251 lengthways before melting the PaK40 behind it.  

There was a plan to launch "Girl Commando" units, armed with death rays against Festung Europa. Unfortunately, the Navy couldn't provide landing craft suitable for females wearing skirts to board decorously. A Colonel P J Taft sent a memo to the War Office in early 1942 suggesting that the Girl Commandos could wear slacks. He was not formally cashiered, but shunned by every right thinking officer and was barred from several clubs. He later took to drinking gin through a straw and died in Rangoon in 1946 in an unfortunate elephant accident.    

[Nosher]

Why on earth did they bother with a death ray? Every married man knows that the cold shoulder of scorn from the wife is enough to stop a man dead in his tracks.

If you want the ultimate weapon of fear just introduce the mother in law.....

[Ithoriel]

Since we have a Star Wars thread elsewhere on the forum I thought these might be apposite

[Last Hussar]

That Hussar uniform - bit understated.

Women in Cat Fancy Dress has happy memories for me.  New Years Eve 1987 to be precise. 

[Nosher]

Since we have a Star Wars thread elsewhere on the forum I thought these might be apposite

Three perfect reasons to bat for the Dark side.......

[Leman]

  - oh, how entertaining. I think I could serve her at the top.

[Last Hussar]

[ronan]

Ah! The one on the left has the Mk3 Ground version, (...)  the lighter Mk5c version (...)
(...) unfortunate elephant accident.    

[O Dinas Powys]

No idea. Arabic website but am quite fascinated by the figure in the centre.

She's a Desert Snorkel Trooper, part of an elite unit known as the Jezebels of the Dunes.

While the other two lovelies create a distraction she rises from the sand behind the target(s) in ambush. During the ensuing confusion the aforementioned two enter the fray, thus ensuring a swift victory.

Cheers!

Meirion