Top Totty!

[Last Hussar]

The trouble is with those Chinese girls, an hour later you want another.

[getagrip]

The trouble is with those Chinese girls, an hour later you want another.

Phil...seriously... Coat!!!

[Last Hussar]

Who's Phil?

[Techno]

Your coat, Sir.
Cheers - Phil

[getagrip]

Your coat, Sir.
Cheers - Phil

Exquisite 

[Techno]

Not any more, it isn't.....Nobby's been chewing it !
Cheers - Phil

[fsn]

I was thinking of suing. I nearly choked on one of the buttons.

I say "button". I think it was actually a sequin.

I say "coat", it was more of a bolero jacket.

Nice shade though. What do you call that? "Shocking pink"? "Electric pink"?

So do you do a lot of ballroom dancing?


None?

Pity.


No I don't think it's a very good match for a hussar's pelisse. Even a French one.

[GordonY]

Now now girls!

This thread is supposed to be dedicated to piccys of what we think of as totty.

Kindly save the coat jibes for the forum barfight.

[barbarian]

[Sandinista]

that's a nasty brown smear up her back

[Westmarcher]

I think I know where that is. Is she in The Commando Bar, Spean Bridge (Scottish Highlands)?


.. as I was driving around the Highlands the other day, I was struck as to how well painted, the mountains were ... at least the three shades method, I would guess ....

[Roy]

She's getting her coat

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Shouldn't it look chewed, and be in the bar fight section ?

IanS

[Techno]

I'm having to hold Nobby back ! 
Cheers - Phil

[fsn]

Sorry. Couldn't help myself. 

She made an really awful joke about horse artillery!