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Roy

22 February 2015, 11:39:17 AM #2220
Quote from: getagrip on 22 February 2015, 11:28:28 AM
Why's the Mona Lisa wearing a Ghillie suit?



Leonardo painted the wrong end!
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Last Hussar

22 February 2015, 04:07:53 PM #2221
She only waxes from the waist down.  :o
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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getagrip

22 February 2015, 04:52:34 PM #2222
Quote from: Last Hussar on 22 February 2015, 04:07:53 PM
She only waxes from the waist down.  :o

;D ;D ;D
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Roy

22 February 2015, 05:02:30 PM #2223
Quote from: Last Hussar on 22 February 2015, 04:07:53 PM
She only waxes from the waist down.  :o

;D :-bd
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

fsn

01 March 2015, 05:30:50 PM #2224


Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

fsn

01 March 2015, 05:32:33 PM #2225
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Subedai

01 March 2015, 06:56:22 PM #2226
Quote from: fsn on 01 March 2015, 05:30:50 PM



Paisley camo pashmina...like it.
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Hertsblue

02 March 2015, 10:27:34 AM #2227
Yes, yes, but who is she?
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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FierceKitty

02 March 2015, 01:38:10 PM #2228
Gingers don't need names.

Or clothes.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Roy

02 March 2015, 03:00:47 PM #2229
Quote from: FierceKitty on 02 March 2015, 01:38:10 PM
Gingers don't need names.

Or clothes.

Nobody is seeing any pictures of me, sans clothes!
That's why I had to change my last email address  :'(

This lass has enough orange spots to be mistaken for a giraffe!
I hated freckles as a kid, thank goodness mine have all vanished now
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Leman

02 March 2015, 03:17:56 PM #2230
Love freckly girls; strange but true.
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

fsn

02 March 2015, 05:28:23 PM #2231


... and let the crab jokes begin ...
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Roy

02 March 2015, 05:56:40 PM #2232
crab.
woman.
yoga.
spoil sport.  ;)

Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

fsn

02 March 2015, 06:32:41 PM #2233


Think this is even more bizarre than the first crab picture.  :-\
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Roy

02 March 2015, 07:43:54 PM #2234 Last Edit: 02 March 2015, 07:46:34 PM by RoyWilliamson
off topic:

saw this:
http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,11587.0.html

made me think of a vhs case I once saw on the top shelf of a neighbour's video library back in the 80s - it was called jello wrestling


still, going down the pub to watch two women in bikinis larking about in slop is better than staying in and watching a fitness video


we can get back to crabs now...
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

fsn

09 March 2015, 08:06:59 PM #2235 Last Edit: 09 March 2015, 10:32:38 PM by Leon


Great song and lovely ladies.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Leman

10 March 2015, 09:00:28 AM #2236
Excellent stuff. Shade's of Wayne's World.
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

O Dinas Powys

10 March 2015, 10:51:24 PM #2237
Quote from: Leman on 10 March 2015, 09:00:28 AM
Excellent stuff. Shade's of Wayne's World.

Yeah, Wayne's World crossed with Pans' People's rather literal interpretive dance routines!

;)
(I know, even though it's fantasy  :o  ;)  )

fsn

10 March 2015, 11:36:11 PM #2238
Was I the only one who started looking forward to "Mama"?  :-[
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

GordonY

11 March 2015, 08:02:55 AM #2239
Well I liked "easy come, easy go"
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