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Wulf

08 February 2014, 10:49:34 AM #1545
Elves are all female. Dwarfs are all male. They're the same species.

Luddite

08 February 2014, 11:49:45 AM #1546









These are, of course, fantasy images.  Real elves look like this...

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get2grips

08 February 2014, 12:24:23 PM #1547
Top lady...yes, yes, yes :-bd :-bd :-bd

Bottom lady...oh dear Lord NO!!! :o :o :o

fsn

08 February 2014, 01:36:01 PM #1548
Quote from: Wulf on 08 February 2014, 10:49:34 AM
Elves are all female. Dwarfs are all male. They're the same species.

It's OK for Wulf to say stupid stuff and he doesn't get sent to take his pills. Just not fair. You're all picking on me. Mutter, mutter.
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Last Hussar

08 February 2014, 01:37:31 PM #1549
I often wonder about the women at Conventions who wear just enough to cover their feminine bits.  They are almost nude- don't they feel a tiny bit self concious?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Last Hussar

08 February 2014, 01:41:28 PM #1550
Lets have the inspiration for many..

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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ronan

08 February 2014, 02:10:35 PM #1551

GordonY

08 February 2014, 02:22:47 PM #1552
Nope that the guy behind her hoping to rodger her later.

fsn

08 February 2014, 02:24:12 PM #1553
Roger her what?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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nikharwood

08 February 2014, 02:33:42 PM #1554
Quote from: Last Hussar on 06 February 2014, 11:54:32 PM
I'm worried

48 hours without an update here.

Is Harwood dead?

Nah - just working away...back now though  ;)

Quote from: fsn on 08 February 2014, 01:36:01 PM
It's OK for Wulf to say stupid stuff and he doesn't get sent to take his pills. Just not fair. You're all picking on me. Mutter, mutter.

Correct.

Quote from: Last Hussar on 08 February 2014, 01:37:31 PM
I often wonder about the women at Conventions who wear just enough to cover their feminine bits.  They are almost nude- don't they feel a tiny bit self concious?

And you are worried about this because..?  ;)

Quote from: GordonY on 08 February 2014, 02:22:47 PM
Nope that the guy behind her hoping to rodger her later.

To be fair, I think he might be having a go now... :d

Third from left, please...

Wulf

08 February 2014, 02:36:06 PM #1555
Quote from: ronan on 08 February 2014, 02:10:35 PM
But.. she has 4 legs ?  :-\
Centaur?

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

08 February 2014, 04:09:36 PM #1556
Centaurion ?

Ok - I'm leaving

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fsn

08 February 2014, 04:36:44 PM #1557
Works for me!
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Luddite

08 February 2014, 04:42:27 PM #1558
Right.

OK.

So.

Apparently, finding dwarven totty is a pretty fruitless quest.  The best i could come up with is this.



However...









http://www.durhamwargames.co.uk/
http://luddite1811.blogspot.co.uk/

"It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion.  It is by the juice of Typhoo my thoughs acquire speed the teeth acquire stains, the stains serve as a warning.  It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion."

"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules." - Gary Gygax
"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

2012 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

"I have become inappropriately excited by the thought of a compendium of OOBs." FSN

nikharwood

08 February 2014, 05:03:03 PM #1559 Last Edit: 08 February 2014, 05:04:40 PM by nikharwood
Quote from: Luddite on 08 February 2014, 04:42:27 PM
Right.

OK.

So.

Apparently, finding dwarven totty is a pretty fruitless quest.  

Really? Honestly - I dunno what you lot would do without me  ;) ;D

Dwarven Totty:








Bonus - Bilbo


Bonus - Gandalf


Oh - and Snow White #1 for me please  ;)
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