Top Totty!

[steve_holmes_11]

I really dislike the whole botox trout pout. I don't see how they think its an improvement in their looks.

Yeah, but who's going to tell them while they're packing grenade launchers?

[steve_holmes_11]

What colour paints for that bikini dazzle camo?

[toxicpixie]

But every time I see them ... I start singing ...

I thought that was Centurions?

[Last Hussar]

Girl with grenade launcher? Isn't that a speciality of hostesses in certain kinds of gentleman's special interest clubs?

[steve_holmes_11]

Girl with grenade launcher? Isn't that a speciality of hostesses in certain kinds of gentleman's special interest clubs?

Only if it shoots ping-pong balls.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Only if it shoots ping-pong balls.

I wonder how you know that ?   

[steve_holmes_11]

I wonder how you know that ?   

The big boys at work told me (and ran away).

[Orcs]

Yeah, but who's going to tell them while they're packing grenade launchers?

Really, I didn't see any grenade launchers or guns 

[Last Hussar]

https://www.specsavers.co.uk/stores?msclkid=fcb6e6c0d4b019e74df7b9338ad3ed32&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=UK_Bookings_Optics_Brand_Pure_Extended_Exact&utm_term=specsavers%20uk&utm_content=Google_eCommerce_Brand_Brand_Online&gclid=CPKZjJn0gu4CFYzjGwod0_IP8Q&gclsrc=ds

[Elliesdad]

https://www.specsavers.co.uk/stores?msclkid=fcb6e6c0d4b019e74df7b9338ad3ed32&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=UK_Bookings_Optics_Brand_Pure_Extended_Exact&utm_term=specsavers%20uk&utm_content=Google_eCommerce_Brand_Brand_Online&gclid=CPKZjJn0gu4CFYzjGwod0_IP8Q&gclsrc=ds

I so, so, so wanted this to default to the Barnard Castle branch of Specsavers... 

Geoff

[Raider4]

Not sure this counts as either "top" or "totty", but what the hell:

[Ithoriel]

In similar vein. As she says herself,"For every person that says I'm the new Audrey Hepburn, someone else says that I look like an alien."

I'm in the former category

[toxicpixie]

Awesome, both of those!

[flamingpig0]

In similar vein. As she says herself,"For every person that says I'm the new Audrey Hepburn, someone else says that I look like an alien."

I'm in the former category

I have met her

[Big Insect]

Two posts for the price of one here ...

I have just watched "The Last Legion" on Amazon Prime. Not a particularly bad take on the precurser to the Arthurian Legions. Lots of reenactors involved and finally somebody has realised that in a pre gun power ear you don't shout 'fire' when directing archery - the word 'loose' is the correct terminology 

But onto top totty ... in this case it has to be Aishvarya Rai Bachchan ... as an Keralan Indian fighting maiden - she makes the film well worth the watch.

https://i2.wp.com/indiancelebblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Aishwarya-rai-english-the-last-legion-S1-5-hd-screenshots.jpg?ssl=1

Apologies for the link rather than a photo - I cannot post photos for some reason 

[fsn]

There you go. We should not wait.

[Orcs]

Well I think the Sophie Ellis Bextor is more "Totty" than the Toyah one

[fsn]

I have a bet with myself that someone on here will recognise the tank.

[fred.]

I'm guessing Israeli, so Merkava?

[flamingpig0]

Now ... you have to spot the grenade launchers  ...  

Very sexy, they can bulldoze my home anytime they want.