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Orcs

Quote from: fsn on 06 February 2019, 07:48:40 AM
Yeah. Definitely not d_Guy's garden.

BUT if it was we would all be really jealous  :)
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Leman

Nah - she looks extremely high maintenance.
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Ithoriel

Quote from: Leman on 06 February 2019, 11:54:39 AM
Nah - she looks extremely high maintenance.

Oh, I don't know, on current evidence her clothing budget would be pretty minimal :D
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Orcs

Quote from: Leman on 06 February 2019, 11:54:39 AM
Nah - she looks extremely high maintenance.

I can cope with high maintenance, as long as she is  good value?  :d
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Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Womble67

Quote from: Ithoriel on 06 February 2019, 12:02:23 PM
Oh, I don't know, on current evidence her clothing budget would be pretty minimal :D

lol
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fsn

D_Guy made me do it! I had to look for body painting examples ...

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Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

fsn

The Union Jack on the Australian is wrong. I really want to touch it up.   :)
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Quote from: fsn on 16 February 2019, 06:19:23 PM
The Union Jack on the Australian is wrong. I really want to touch it up.   :)
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fsn

According to the Flag Institute, a membership-run vexillological charity, "the national flag of the United Kingdom, the Crown Dependencies and Overseas Territories is the Union Flag, which may also be called the Union Jack." The institute also notes:

it is often stated that the Union Flag should only be described as the Union Jack when flown in the bows of a warship, but this is a relatively recent idea. From early in its life the Admiralty itself frequently referred to the flag as the Union Jack, whatever its use, and in 1902 an Admiralty circular announced that Their Lordships had decided that either name could be used officially. In 1908, a government minister stated, in response to a parliamentary question, that "the Union Jack should be regarded as the National flag".


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Quote from: fsn on 16 February 2019, 06:19:23 PM
The Union Jack on the Australian is wrong. I really want to touch it up.   :)

Perhaps we can compromise and call it a Union Jill.
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This should keep Nobby awake for the next few nights. Not an official video, but nevertheless a small tribute to the late Keith Flint (well that's my story and I'm sticking to it ....).

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toxicpixie

Cheers, just threw that on the big TV :)
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fsn

Had to turn off the awful music ... but nice visuals!  :D
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Orcs

nothing showing on my screen
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Westmarcher

Probably just as well, Orcs! Might be too unsettling for you.  ;)

p.s. And you were quite right not to try searching "The Prodigy - Baby's got a Temper" on YouTube ....
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Orcs

Quote from: Westmarcher on 17 March 2019, 11:47:11 PM
Probably just as well, Orcs! Might be too unsettling for you.  ;)

p.s. And you were quite right not to try searching "The Prodigy - Baby's got a Temper" on YouTube ....

Yes you were quite right.

Although I would love to know how they keep those tassels on their nipples. :d
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Westmarcher

Quote from: Orcs on 18 March 2019, 09:40:27 AM
Although I would love to know how they keep those tassels on their nipples. :d

Eh? Aaaah! Just realised, you may have found the Official Video version .... yes ... wasn't sure about that for inclusion on the forum ...  :-

(link for the video above - https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=163&v=fex7eSM68tQ - stand by for more unsettling, Orcs.  ;) )
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Orcs

Thanks for that, a very enjoyable video!!  :d

HMMMM! a blonde and a brunette in matching lingerie. Mrs Orcs is blonde..... I wonder......   Or would I just die very painfully for suggesting it!  :D :D

What's most unsettling is the girls in the video are probably young enough to be my daughters.



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Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Ithoriel

Quote from: Orcs on 18 March 2019, 09:40:27 AM
Although I would love to know how they keep those tassels on their nipples. :d

If the two ladies I've known who had cause to wear them are typical, the answer is ... glue.
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