Top Totty!

[Orcs]

Hmmm.....Inspiration for the Amazons, methinks !

(Not yet.....Don't get excited !)

Cheers - Phil

And how are you going to explain your "research" to Mrs T?   If you Type Amazon women into google you get some "interesting results"

[Techno]

I'm not going there, Mark. 

Cheers - Phil

[Last Hussar]

"Its not porn - it's a painting guide"

[fsn]

Well, as usual I'm happy to help Techno.  

Light spears


Archers


Armoured infantry


Cavalry


Magic user


Always happy to help Pendraken research.  

[Techno]

I'll let Leon choose. 

Thanks, Nobby.

Cheers - Phil

[Leman]

  Oh my word, elf and safety!

[Kiwidave]

Technically the second archer is an elf, so should be excluded from the selection process

[Ithoriel]

Amazons - from the deviantart website :-)

[Leman]

There are indeed some deviant tarts amongst that lot.

[ErHo]

Yes, we need more "research" into this overlooked culture!

It is international woman's day afterall, sorry we were a little sexist in being late to celebrations!   

[fsn]

It being Sports Relief, may I add (unironically) some sporty women?

[Orcs]

Most of them need a bit more meat on them for my taste

[ronan]

Most of them need a bit more meat on them for my taste

+1

[Techno]

Hah !!

I make those lasses look positively obese.

(I really wish I could put on weight.....genuinely)

Cheers - Mr Stick Insect.

[Orcs]

Hah !!

I make those lasses look positively obese.

(I really wish I could put on weight.....genuinely)

Cheers - Mr Stick Insect.

That's ok Phil, I don't think anyone on the forum is thinking of taking you to bed more meat or not. 

Mr Very Jealous ( you can have some of mine)

[Techno]

Hey, Mark.

If there was some sort of weight transferring machine.....I'd genuinely take three stone from you.
That'd put me at the level of some sort of 'normal' body mass index.....and not really anything approaching overweight.

Trouble is.....I'm not really interested in food....taking time to eat is almost a chore, most of the time.
Perhaps I should take up eating bars of choccy.

Weird, isn't it ?.....There are so many folk who would simply love to lose weight, and I can't put any on, (though I'd love to) even if I keep stuffing my face with high protein garbage in front of the TV, in the evening.

Cheers - Phil

[Orcs]

Hey, Mark.

If there was some sort of weight transferring machine.....I'd genuinely take three stone from you.
That'd put me at the level of some sort of 'normal' body mass index.....and not really anything approaching overweight.

Trouble is.....I'm not really interested in food....taking time to eat is almost a chore, most of the time.
Perhaps I should take up eating bars of choccy. :-

Weird, isn't it ?.....There are so many folk who would simply love to lose weight, and I can't put any on, (though I'd love to) even if I keep stuffing my face with high protein garbage in front of the TV, in the evening.

Cheers - Phil

Yes it is weird, My sister-in-law is like you.  Her Mum once offered her £1 for every pound she put on. This was in the late '70s when a £1 was worth something.  She tried for about 6 months and managed to earn about a £5.  Like you she was eating for England.

My Ex-wife ate more than I did and even after 4 children is still a size 8.  I only have to look at food to put weight on. gggrrr!

Cheers

Mark   

[fsn]

Recent photo of Techno in his unsuccessful burlesque act.

[Techno]

OBVIOUS FAKE !

(That's twice my size.......You OIK !!)

Cheers - Phil

[Matt J]

Quite like the athletic look myself, my wife has a 6 pack, she looks great!