Top Totty!

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Roy

Quote from: Leman on 26 March 2016, 04:28:19 PM
Yep, time someone got rid of the bras and knickers.

Hmm  :-\ Typed in "nude easter woman" and google did an autocorrect to "nude eastern woman".  @-) Not that it made any difference. My fault for writing nude  :-*

"Easter Woman" search on Google found this photo, mind. I think its rather cool.



I don't think she painted the detail work on the egg with that brush, though!

By the way. I'd advise not typing in "nude easter woman" into google search if your better-half (or any female) is in the room.
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Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

fsn

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Quote from: fsn on 27 March 2016, 03:10:48 PM
My eyes! My eyes!

That's not the picky - it's the air in Runcorn.
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Last Hussar

If you're going to post women rabbits, then post Jessica
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Roy

27 March 2016, 05:52:04 PM #2824 Last Edit: 27 March 2016, 05:53:37 PM by RoyWilliamson
I was going to make another joke post, but after seeing what "sexy bunny" brought up on a google search I just can't believe my eyes.


Utter filth! Why does it's backside look like a frog's eye?


Odd. Though possibly something out of an erotic version of Alice in Wonderland


This is an actual advert?! RSPCA need to go and see the mind's behind this one and check their computer files


Terrifying!


Emily Rat....owski. Or whatever her name is.


"Ladywillie" anyone?


Try explaining this sculpture to a curious child!


Its the line running from the navel that's puzzling me  :-\

I'll stop now and just post top totty pics.
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

fsn

If you're going to have Jessica Rabbit ...


Got to love a redhead!
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Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Leman

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Tawa

There was a lass at the rugby on Friday dressed as Jessica Rabbit.



Now then, I'd like this one please.......  :D

Quote from: fsn on 27 March 2016, 09:48:21 PM
If you're going to have Jessica Rabbit ...
[img width=400]Got to love a redhead!
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Quote from: Tawa on 28 March 2016, 01:37:34 PM
There was a lass at the rugby on Friday dressed as Jessica Rabbit.

Now then, I'd like this one please.......  :D

:d :d :d :d :d

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Last Hussar

Quote from: Tawa on 28 March 2016, 01:37:34 PM
There was a lass at the rugby on Friday dressed as Jessica Rabbit.



Now then, I'd like this one please.......  :D


I would imagine if she isn't careful not just rabbit but beaver.
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Quote from: Last Hussar on 28 March 2016, 03:44:42 PM
I would imagine if she isn't careful not just rabbit but beaver.

Shame she was in the away stand  :(
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Leman

Might be some very photogenic Victorian ladies at Salute this year. Camera at the ready, Roy.
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Tawa

Quote from: Leman on 30 March 2016, 05:56:46 PM
Might be some very photogenic Victorian ladies at Salute this year. Camera at the ready, Roy.

Yes, pictures!  :D
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Roy

Who's going to be taking photos at Salute?

I won't be there, so not me.  :)



Why's she got two cameras? Or is the bottom one some't else :-\
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

skywalker

It's because she is proving to her fella that women can multi-task  =O =O