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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

21 February 2016, 04:34:52 PM #2740
You'll get Mr Harwood all hot and bothered....if his local hamsters are turning the wheel fast enough to allow him on line.

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Roy

21 February 2016, 06:53:54 PM #2741 Last Edit: 21 February 2016, 07:02:01 PM by RoyWilliamson
Ginger's don't do anything for me.

Damn, just to ruin my own statement. Joanne Whalley.  :-bd

Sorsha, from Willow



Or, from Beowulf

Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Tawa

22 February 2016, 04:33:58 PM #2742
So I asked the Mrs, "Can I have that one?" and her answer was 'yeah, ok.'

Whoohoo!  :D


Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Ithoriel

22 February 2016, 05:36:23 PM #2743
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

skywalker

23 February 2016, 12:25:10 PM #2744
WPC Amy Pond I am so in lust  :x :x

Orcs

23 February 2016, 01:39:53 PM #2745
Note to self:-

Do not look at the Top Totty Thread when on nights.  It leaves you all...all unnecessary. :(

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Tawa

23 February 2016, 04:59:30 PM #2746
Quote from: skywalker on 23 February 2016, 12:25:10 PM
WPC Amy Pond I am so in lust  :x :x

*high-five*
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

O.P.E (Oik of the Pendraken Empire) - 2015 Honours List.

Orcs

27 February 2016, 12:59:54 PM #2747
Quote from: Tawa on 22 February 2016, 04:33:58 PM
So I asked the Mrs, "Can I have that one?" and her answer was 'yeah, ok.'

Whoohoo!  :D


You do realise that "having tat one" will cost you at leasy 50% of everrything you own and if you have kids that goes up to  about 75%

However as someone who decided he did "Want the one he was not supposed to have" I can assure you of the following

1 Owning a Ferrari and running it for several years would have been significantly cheaper, as would a new Porshe 911
2 Its probably best if "the one you want " does not live next door but one  :d
2 It was the best £150,000 I ever spent. :-bd :-bd
3 And it was probably definitely as much fun as no 1 (Mrs Orcs walked in as I was typing - hence the stike out )

So you pays your money and takes your choice  :) :)





The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Tawa

27 February 2016, 04:08:28 PM #2748
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 27 February 2016, 12:59:54 PM
You do realise that "having tat one" will cost you at leasy 50% of everrything you own and if you have kids that goes up to  about 75%

It's Amy Pond. I can live with that........  :D
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

O.P.E (Oik of the Pendraken Empire) - 2015 Honours List.

FierceKitty

28 February 2016, 12:59:53 AM #2749
Don't you develop problems with strange cracks in the bedroom wall then?
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

fsn

28 February 2016, 10:59:49 AM #2750


Searching for a tumbleweed gif and found these.

Couldn't keep it to myself.

You know those filters on your internet that blocks adult content? I think I've got one that works in reverse.

Not that I'm complaining.  :D
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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Tawa

29 February 2016, 01:12:51 PM #2751
Quote from: FierceKitty on 28 February 2016, 12:59:53 AM
Don't you develop problems with strange cracks in the bedroom wall then?

I'd be too busy to notice.....  :D
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

O.P.E (Oik of the Pendraken Empire) - 2015 Honours List.

Orcs

29 February 2016, 10:15:00 PM #2752
Quote from: Tawa on 29 February 2016, 01:12:51 PM
I'd be too busy to notice.....  :D

Fixing another crack!!  :d
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

FierceKitty

29 February 2016, 11:26:15 PM #2753
I did rather leave the door open for that. :(
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Tawa

01 March 2016, 12:13:17 PM #2754
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 29 February 2016, 10:15:00 PM
Fixing another crack!!  :d

In a manner of speaking, yes.....  ;)
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

O.P.E (Oik of the Pendraken Empire) - 2015 Honours List.

Roy

01 March 2016, 03:49:30 PM #2755
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

fsn

01 March 2016, 05:56:27 PM #2756
And the result of the afternoon's work was ...
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Roy

01 March 2016, 08:58:22 PM #2757
I hope there's no suspicious looking air bubbles on that piece  :>
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Last Hussar

01 March 2016, 09:28:27 PM #2758
Now her I recognise  :-\
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Leman

02 March 2016, 08:19:04 AM #2759
Fair bit of cellulite going on there.
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