Top Totty!

[Leman]

Somebody had better post another distracting picture soon.

[Ithoriel]

Skyrim cosplay?  Something for everyone

[Roy]

I prefer playing Skyrim as a Cat character when on the Xbox (I play wearing clothes, before anyone asks!). Huge advantage being able to see in the dark I find. Bit rubbish that the Khajiit can't marry though.

Just looked at the Khajiit cosplay and its more turn-off than turn-on for me. Half the time you can't tell if its a male or female cat!

[Leman]

I think Miss Han's bosoms are in fact an integral part of her costume.

[Ithoriel]

Never really liked the Khajiit as a race to play.

I always play magic users of some sort so the night vision is soon superseded by magelight and the like.

Having lots of fun back in Skyrim recently running an undead Breton character. Anyone who plays will realise I'm using quite a lot of DLC this time around.

[fsn]

... when on the Xbox (I play wearing clothes, before anyone asks!).

Weirdo!

Much more natural.

[Roy]

I always play magic users of some sort so the night vision is soon superseded by magelight and the like.

Oblivion I just used to cheat my way through the game - casting muffle and invisibility and night eye and then running around to steal / complete things. Didn't really matter what race I played. Argonian's water-breathing was useful though.

Skyrim I've tried a few races. Bretonnian as a wizard. Nord as a warrior. This time around as a Khajiit archer - specialising in night attack hit-and-runs.
Thing about Magelight I'm not struck on is the need to have a hand free to cast - and I'm no good as a magic user, as I forget about the stoneflesh type spells and wards. Magelight also makes you visible to the enemy and doesn't suit my style.

[Roy]

Dating Show Contestant Dresses Up as a Cat To Find Mr. Right

People are so superficial. That's why one dating show contestant in China decided to hide her real appearance and dress up like a cat woman. As one does.

The mysterious contestant appeared on dating program If You Are the One. It's like watching a Khajiit character from Skyrim trying to make a love connection.

According to Yule and CRI, the woman works as a professional make-up artist and used her skills to create the purrfect, uh, perfect look.

[Ithoriel]

Oblivion I just used to cheat my way through the game <snip>

Character shown has 5000 points of armour and her bow does base damage of 141,000 points plus fire, cold, shock, magic, paralyze and various absorbtions  

[Roy]

 

No wonder I never completed that game if that's what you need to do so.

[Ithoriel]

No wonder I never completed that game if that's what you need to do so.

Completed it last with an armour rating of 600 and primary weapon was a bow that did around 300 points of damage. Completed the main quests with around a dozen characters now - so this time I decided to see just how overpowered you can get.

Well, that's successfully derailed the thread

[Roy]

Well, that's successfully derailed the thread

Woman. Rail.


Back on track.



I thank you 

[toxicpixie]

Thanks Roy, this had become like going to the PlayBoy Mansion for a LAN party

Although now I'm twitching as people hanging about on rail tracks makes me think of those horrendous PSA safety adverts from the 70/80's. Something gruesome is obviously about to happen!

[fsn]

Better they be on the train.

[Tawa]

I say old chap! 

[fsn]

To compliment the Dad's Army thread ...


And yes, I know we've had this one before but it's worth repeating

[Leman]

There's lovely.

[Tawa]

Charles you lucky chap!




I'm off for a cold shower..... 







I'd quite like this one.......

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Couple of those she looks like Dawn French!

Tbh: I think I prefer Ms. French!

[Luddite]