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Orcs

26 January 2016, 12:42:15 AM #2600
Quote from: Tawa on 25 January 2016, 07:40:02 PM

I have a girlfriend who used to dress like that...  :(

Time to trade her in perhaps?? ;)
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Orcs

26 January 2016, 12:44:54 AM #2601 Last Edit: 26 January 2016, 12:48:39 AM by Just a few Orcs
Quote from: Ithoriel on 23 January 2016, 11:49:05 PM
Gentlemen, I give you,"Wives and girlfriends ... may they never meet!" :)

Its probably best not to meet the Mistresses' husand either ! ;)

I used to say to all my nephews "If you must have a relationship with a married women, make sure they are married to someone else!"   :d

Sadly none took my advice thay are now all married
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Tawa

26 January 2016, 03:50:53 PM #2602
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 26 January 2016, 12:44:54 AMI used to say to all my nephews "If you must have a relationship with a married women, make sure they are married to someone else!"

Back in't days of my teens, if I was off out on a Friday night my dad used to tell me "If you're not in bed by midnight son, then come home!"  :D


Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 26 January 2016, 12:42:15 AM
Time to trade her in perhaps?? ;)

Tried that. I'm the sort of bloke that would pick out his own keys at that sort of party......
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Last Hussar

26 January 2016, 07:23:16 PM #2603
You need to make sure there are other people there.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

GNU PTerry

Tawa

26 January 2016, 10:47:29 PM #2604
Quote from: Last Hussar on 26 January 2016, 07:23:16 PM
You need to make sure there are other people there.

Oh.....  :-[
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

O.P.E (Oik of the Pendraken Empire) - 2015 Honours List.

Roy

27 January 2016, 10:46:08 AM #2605


:-bd
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Wulf

27 January 2016, 11:03:12 AM #2606
I know a girl who dresses in Steampunk roleplay costumes with corsets & leather, and posts pictures on Facebook. Trouble is, I last met her 10 years ago or more when she was about 12...  :o

Leman

27 January 2016, 02:37:08 PM #2607
Do you think it is wise to post such information?
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

Leman

27 January 2016, 02:40:31 PM #2608
..... and the Facebook page is?
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

Techno

27 January 2016, 03:01:50 PM #2609
I'm watching this.

(And the delete button is on standby...... :P)

Cheers - Phil

Wulf

27 January 2016, 03:33:05 PM #2610
She is now 23, and is 20+ in all the pics (and just got married), and, no, I'm not posting the URL.

Orcs

27 January 2016, 05:24:25 PM #2611 Last Edit: 27 January 2016, 05:26:31 PM by Just a few Orcs


http://vidmax.com/gallery/69693-38-images-of-steampunk-babes-that-will-wake-your-ass-up-this-morning/5

I have found her

I tried putting the image in, but I can never seem to get it right
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Tawa

27 January 2016, 05:59:10 PM #2612
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

O.P.E (Oik of the Pendraken Empire) - 2015 Honours List.

Leman

27 January 2016, 06:48:14 PM #2613
Nicely done Orcs old boy!
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

Last Hussar

27 January 2016, 08:09:05 PM #2614
Me (joking) - "I'd go with Wilma [Flintstone] but I'd be thinking of Betty"

Female friend - "What a surprise, you prefer the short busty brunette."

Me "I have a type?"
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

GNU PTerry

Leon

27 January 2016, 08:13:35 PM #2615
Quote from: Last Hussar on 27 January 2016, 08:09:05 PM
Me (joking) - "I'd go with Wilma [Flintstone] but I'd be thinking of Betty"

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Orcs

27 January 2016, 10:39:07 PM #2616 Last Edit: 27 January 2016, 10:40:57 PM by Just a few Orcs
Quote from: Last Hussar on 27 January 2016, 08:09:05 PM
Me "I have a type?"

No the only question you ask  is "does it have a pulse?"   :)
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Last Hussar

28 January 2016, 12:09:01 AM #2617
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 27 January 2016, 10:39:07 PM
No the only question you ask  is "does it have a pulse?"   :)

You have a pulse, and let me assure you, you are perfectly safe.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

GNU PTerry

Orcs

28 January 2016, 12:22:58 AM #2618
Quote from: Last Hussar on 28 January 2016, 12:09:01 AM
You have a pulse, and let me assure you, you are perfectly safe.

I m very relieved to know that.  ;D ;D
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Techno

28 January 2016, 06:28:08 AM #2619
Quote from: Last Hussar on 28 January 2016, 12:09:01 AM
You have a pulse, and let me assure you, you are perfectly safe.

I haven't.

There was a bag of them at the back of a cupboard, but we threw them away.
Does this mean I'm NOT safe ?

Cheers - Worried of Wales
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