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Last Hussar

23 January 2016, 07:02:30 PM #2595
Quote from: Leman on 23 January 2016, 05:02:11 PM
Lucky sod!  :-bd

Not really - wife found out  :o
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Ithoriel

23 January 2016, 11:49:05 PM #2596
Gentlemen, I give you,"Wives and girlfriends ... may they never meet!" :)
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Last Hussar

24 January 2016, 01:35:25 AM #2597
The best of all Navy toasts.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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O Dinas Powys

24 January 2016, 06:21:57 PM #2598
Quote from: Last Hussar on 23 January 2016, 07:02:30 PM
Not really - wife found out  :o


Oopsie!!  #-o  X_X
(I know, even though it's fantasy  :o  ;)  )

Tawa

25 January 2016, 07:40:02 PM #2599
Quote from: Last Hussar on 23 January 2016, 01:19:38 AM
I had a girlfriend who liked to dress like that.


I have a girlfriend who used to dress like that...  :(
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Orcs

26 January 2016, 12:42:15 AM #2600
Quote from: Tawa on 25 January 2016, 07:40:02 PM

I have a girlfriend who used to dress like that...  :(

Time to trade her in perhaps?? ;)
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Orcs

26 January 2016, 12:44:54 AM #2601 Last Edit: 26 January 2016, 12:48:39 AM by Just a few Orcs
Quote from: Ithoriel on 23 January 2016, 11:49:05 PM
Gentlemen, I give you,"Wives and girlfriends ... may they never meet!" :)

Its probably best not to meet the Mistresses' husand either ! ;)

I used to say to all my nephews "If you must have a relationship with a married women, make sure they are married to someone else!"   :d

Sadly none took my advice thay are now all married
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Tawa

26 January 2016, 03:50:53 PM #2602
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 26 January 2016, 12:44:54 AMI used to say to all my nephews "If you must have a relationship with a married women, make sure they are married to someone else!"

Back in't days of my teens, if I was off out on a Friday night my dad used to tell me "If you're not in bed by midnight son, then come home!"  :D


Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 26 January 2016, 12:42:15 AM
Time to trade her in perhaps?? ;)

Tried that. I'm the sort of bloke that would pick out his own keys at that sort of party......
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Last Hussar

26 January 2016, 07:23:16 PM #2603
You need to make sure there are other people there.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Tawa

26 January 2016, 10:47:29 PM #2604
Quote from: Last Hussar on 26 January 2016, 07:23:16 PM
You need to make sure there are other people there.

Oh.....  :-[
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Roy

27 January 2016, 10:46:08 AM #2605


:-bd
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Wulf

27 January 2016, 11:03:12 AM #2606
I know a girl who dresses in Steampunk roleplay costumes with corsets & leather, and posts pictures on Facebook. Trouble is, I last met her 10 years ago or more when she was about 12...  :o

Leman

27 January 2016, 02:37:08 PM #2607
Do you think it is wise to post such information?
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Leman

27 January 2016, 02:40:31 PM #2608
..... and the Facebook page is?
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

Techno

27 January 2016, 03:01:50 PM #2609
I'm watching this.

(And the delete button is on standby...... :P)

Cheers - Phil
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