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Roy

Quote from: Leman on 11 February 2015, 04:27:22 PM
Cripes! Are you sure she's not CGI?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitomi_Tanaka


Hitomi Tanaka, simply known as Hitomi, at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas on January 22, 2015

Nearest I can post on here of her 'unsupported'


She doesn't float my boat ... Heck! With them things she'd probably sink it  ;D
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Fenton

If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

getagrip

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If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Roy

11 February 2015, 06:51:05 PM #2123 Last Edit: 11 February 2015, 06:54:19 PM by RoyWilliamson
Quote from: Fenton on 11 February 2015, 05:07:18 PM
What about





remarkable resemblance  :D

[not my miniature/picture - found off google]
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

getagrip

Ah, some of Techno's finest sculpting  :D
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Roy

Quote from: getagrip on 11 February 2015, 07:05:07 PM
Ah, some of Techno's finest sculpting  :D

Truly?

If so I wasn't aware and t'was purely coincidence  :)
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Subedai

Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 11 February 2015, 04:51:19 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitomi_Tanaka


Hitomi Tanaka, simply known as Hitomi, at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas on January 22, 2015

Really, what was she doing there?  :-\
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Techno

Quote from: getagrip on 11 February 2015, 07:05:07 PM
Ah, some of Techno's finest sculpting  :D

Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 11 February 2015, 07:08:07 PM
Truly?
If so I wasn't aware and t'was purely coincidence  :)

Nah !.......He's pulling your leg, Roy.
Cheers - Phil

Roy

Quote from: Subedai on 11 February 2015, 08:37:12 PM
Really, what was she doing there?  :-\

She's a hardcore porn actress in Japan. Adult Video News is a US porn some't or other, she must of been keeping up the Japanese-US relations.
[we won't go into how I know all the above  :-[ ]

Quote from: Techno on 12 February 2015, 07:15:50 AM
Nah !.......He's pulling your leg, Roy.
Cheers - Phil

:)
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

toxicpixie

Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 12 February 2015, 08:29:32 AM
She's a hardcore porn actress in Japan. Adult Video News is a US porn some't or other, she must of been keeping up the Japanese-US relations.
[we won't go into how I know all the above  :-[ ]

:)

From Wiki, linked above. No other reason you'd know...

She doesn't float my boat, except as a "can't look away like a car crash" sort of thing. Shame is, underneath the extras she's really pretty :(
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mart678

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50 shades of Sheep
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getagrip

Quote from: mart678 on 13 February 2015, 05:56:02 PM
Here you go a Welsh Take on Fifty Shades
50 shades of Sheep
https://www.facebook.com/Pippicraft

Much of this stuff going on in Wales Phil? :D
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

mart678

Phil does own sheep but as he knows where I live I will take the 5th ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Techno

Quote from: mart678 on 13 February 2015, 06:02:11 PM
Phil does own sheep but as he knows where I live.......

Yes, I do, don't I ?  ;) ;D You wait until the next time I speak to Mrs Mart. !
(Don't think I've still got the pic of the sheep with a rocket launcher.)
Cheers - Phil

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Techno

Thank you, Nobby.

That's the one !!
Cheers - Phil.

getagrip

Quote from: fsn on 13 February 2015, 07:27:49 PM




Sad the lengths sheep have to go to to protect their honour in Wales  >:(

Remember, if a sheep says no, she means no  :(
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Westmarcher

Two guys on the farm discuss the best way to s**g a sheep.

[First guy]     "This is how you do it. You grab the sheep, shove the back legs down the front of your wellies, drape the front legs over your shoulders and get to it."

[Second guy] "No. That's not the way. You grab the sheep, drape the front legs over the dry stone wall, shove the back legs down the front of your wellies and get to it."

[First guy]     "What ........ no kissing?"

:)
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

getagrip

Phil....Phiiiilllllllll!

Coat needed!
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Techno

......But I'm handing it back with tongs.  ;)