Top Totty!

Started by Leon, 15 November 2010, 02:08:27 AM

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FierceKitty

Why are there no seat-belts in a Trabi?

So people won't think it's a back-pack.
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Orcs

Quote from: Alan on 29 May 2014, 11:21:36 PM
That woman is looking at a Trabant! The Kombi 601... lovely! Leipzig number plate and in glacier blue... I used to have a P601s KW in papyrus white. By the magic glasses of Erich Honecker, I loved that car.

What is interesting is the colour scheme options included 2 colours used by Hitler fascist Germany in WW2. They were renamed reed green and Bali yellow by the internationally recognised Democratic Republic. If you ever feel that you want to paint your car like a Nazi invasion vehicle, you can still get these authentic sprays from trabant dealers no problem. Its like army spray can spray army painter in a can, or whatever its called. But real.

Please note the reed green is actually yellow and the Bali yellow is actually green. If you are wanting to paint your car like a panther in ambush pattern cammo. This makes me look a bit like a geek doesn't it?


No , What makes you look like a Geek is the fact that you noticed all the stuff about the Trabant and did not comment on the female bottoms
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Quote from: FierceKitty on 29 May 2014, 11:59:46 PM
Why are there no seat-belts in a Trabi?

So people won't think it's a back-pack.

;D ;D
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Luddite

That's an interesting, if rather crude double-post log fence there.
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Hertsblue

Nah, we don't buy that one.  ;)
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Quote from: FierceKitty on 29 May 2014, 11:59:46 PM
Why are there no seat-belts in a Trabi?

So people won't think it's a back-pack.

hey hey... That's the love of my life you are talking about. Well that and Stevie Evans (he does what he wants)... They really are great cars. Unsafe, polluting, made of duraplast, but great.

Ric

It's time for my 3 cents guys, from 3 to 1...

3. Arianny Celeste


2. Candice Swanepoel


1. Miranda Kerr


You're welcome! :o

Alan

30 May 2014, 07:11:35 PM #1827 Last Edit: 30 May 2014, 07:13:13 PM by Alan
okay from the land that brought you the Trabant... This is what American terror rockets were saving us from...

http://www.miliwoman.com/Germany/National.volksarmee.East.German/national_volksarmee_east_german_000002.jpg.html


fsn

Isn't that a young Jennifer Saunders?  :-\
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Quote from: fsn on 30 May 2014, 07:15:44 PM
Isn't that a young Jennifer Saunders?  :-\

yep she spent her formative years refining her technique with the cake criminal dawn French at the Otto Winzer officer school. It was their removal to the west that started the decline...

Last Hussar

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Ferb

That's some fine sculpting!

Luddite

And lo;
It was on the 123rd page that;
They did strayeth from the righteous path of Totty;
Into the sullied hinterlands on porn.

;)
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"It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion.  It is by the juice of Typhoo my thoughs acquire speed the teeth acquire stains, the stains serve as a warning.  It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion."

"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules." - Gary Gygax
"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

2012 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

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Ithoriel

31 May 2014, 10:40:00 PM #1833 Last Edit: 31 May 2014, 10:45:23 PM by Ithoriel
Quote from: Luddite on 31 May 2014, 09:07:52 PM
And lo;
It was on the 123rd page that;
They did strayeth from the righteous path of Totty;
Into the sullied hinterlands on porn.

;)

I think we're a page or three beyond that! however lets go for totty rather than soft porn with this



or Kensi Blye from NCIS:LA

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Last Hussar

Quote from: Luddite on 31 May 2014, 09:07:52 PM
And lo;
It was on the 123rd page that;
They did strayeth from the righteous path of Totty;
Into the sullied hinterlands on porn.

;)

She has a bra and knickers on.  My wife wears bra an knickers and tells me they aren't sexy.
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FierceKitty

Must say, I've never found underwear sexy.
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Ithoriel

Pic of Daniela Ruah (Kensi Blye from NCIS:LA) doesn't seem to be showing up in previous post, let me give it another go:

... and of course the moment I did that it showed up ... doh!
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fsn

Girl in a man's shirt.



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fsn

Daniela Ruah in a man's shirt ... lucky man

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Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

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Quote from: FierceKitty on 01 June 2014, 12:39:11 AM
Must say, I've never found underwear sexy.

Well, not yours.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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