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Nosher

16 November 2013, 10:22:07 PM #1280
Quote from: Luddite on 16 November 2013, 10:52:18 AM
Rugby's on.












Is it only me that wants to see TACKLE... :-[
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson

sebigboss79

16 November 2013, 10:22:17 PM #1281
Quote from: Nosher on 16 November 2013, 10:21:06 PM
Imagine the damage that could do... to your health, your marriage and your bank balance ;D

And THAT is only the .50 Cal. Now Nosher shall elaborate more on the female :P

Last Hussar

16 November 2013, 10:53:03 PM #1282
What .50 cal?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Luddite

17 November 2013, 07:03:45 PM #1283
Quote from: Nosher on 16 November 2013, 10:22:07 PM
Is it only me that wants to see TACKLE... :-[

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"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

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fsn

20 November 2013, 04:46:25 PM #1284
Gentlemen, I am disgusted.

It has been three days since anything interesting was posted on this thread! Since the BBC have been blasting us with news about the 50th Birthday of Dr Who, I shall add some Whovian Delicacies.










Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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GordonY

20 November 2013, 05:04:39 PM #1285
Billie Piper, nice A R S E, shame about the boat race.

sebigboss79

20 November 2013, 06:21:55 PM #1286
Billie Piper?  :D I do have a sudden interest in Dr Who  :-\

get2grips

20 November 2013, 07:50:40 PM #1287
Billie Piper...long range fox :)

Also...you'd always be thinking that Chris Evans got their first...and he's ginger :-& :-& :-&

fsn

28 November 2013, 05:43:36 PM #1288


Na! This is a long range fox.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

sebigboss79

28 November 2013, 09:05:21 PM #1289
A MacMillan 50? No objection if that arse is included :P

FierceKitty

29 November 2013, 02:59:28 AM #1290
Quote from: Last Hussar on 16 November 2013, 08:19:41 PM
Why is that woman laying down?

Laying whom? Or has my video been censored?
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Nosher

29 November 2013, 08:06:21 AM #1291
Quote from: fsn on 28 November 2013, 05:43:36 PM


Na! This is a long range fox.

Crack on young lady! That is if you'd like a broken clavicle lying in that position... women+guns=A&E

and she's way too skinny, nay arse to speak of.
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson

Hertsblue

29 November 2013, 08:15:18 AM #1292
Is that standard camouflage issue for lady snipers?  =P~ =P~ =P~
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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Orcs

30 November 2013, 09:34:40 AM #1293
Quote from: Hertsblue on 29 November 2013, 08:15:18 AM
Is that standard camouflage issue for lady snipers?  =P~ =P~ =P~


Not sure, but it certainly distracts my attention.
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Last Hussar

30 November 2013, 11:07:17 PM #1294
What gun?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Ithoriel

30 November 2013, 11:14:24 PM #1295
Quote from: Last Hussar on 30 November 2013, 11:07:17 PM
What gun?

"This is my rifle, this is my gun.

This is for fighting, this is for fun"  :)
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sebigboss79

30 November 2013, 11:57:18 PM #1296
This thread gives "BOOOOM HEADSHOT" a new meaning :D

fsn

01 December 2013, 06:00:53 PM #1297
Apparently, it seems to be standard issue ...



Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Luddite

06 December 2013, 07:47:07 PM #1298
http://www.durhamwargames.co.uk/
http://luddite1811.blogspot.co.uk/

"It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion.  It is by the juice of Typhoo my thoughs acquire speed the teeth acquire stains, the stains serve as a warning.  It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion."

"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules." - Gary Gygax
"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

2012 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

"I have become inappropriately excited by the thought of a compendium of OOBs." FSN

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

07 December 2013, 09:03:25 AM #1299
That black girl can play with my gun any time.

Liked the link...

IanS  :P
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