New match-up

[FierceKitty]

Pyrrhus of Epirus is invading Italy this evening, and the Romans are insisting that his visa isn't in order....

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

I'd try to stop him at sea myself.

[FierceKitty]

No need. He died on round one in a single combat, and his army broke and ran after four half-hearted rounds of trying not to be thumped by Romans. Not a single Roman casualty. I feel a lot better about losing to the Zulus on Sunday.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

I suppose she has to let you win sometimes....

IanS 

[FierceKitty]

True. But this was the Englishman we've had visiting for the last week.