On a small Australian farm

[FierceKitty]

A ventriloquist is backpacking in the great Australian outdoors. He stops for a drink at a shack, inhabited by a lone cultivator, and decides to have some fun.

"May I have a chat with your dog, sir?"
"Wha'? He's a dog, sport!"
"Never mind....What's it like living here with this man, boy?"
"Not bad. Lots of space to run around, the human's kind to me, the tucker's fine. I wish he'd share his beer with me, but otherwise, can't complain."

There is a stunned silence, while the outback-dweller self-consciously pours some beer into a saucer, to the dog's delight.

"Could I have a word with your horse?"
"Horses can talk too?!"
"Right....How's life, horsey?"
"No worries. I have to work, but there's time to relax, and we go for a ride just for fun sometimes."
"Yer amazing, mate! Can yer teach me to talk with them? There's isn't much company here."
"I'm sure you can learn. Now, I'd like to talk to your sheep...."
"Don't trust her! She's always been a liar!"

[petercooman]

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[FierceKitty]

Damn!