Blue Light Flashers

[Nosher]

Posted with the very kind permission of Leon

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Blue-Light-Flashers-2017-charity-calendar-All-profits-to-charity-/232111738328

The 2017 Charity Calendar featuring Ambulance Personnel (male and female) in the buff with equipment on display...... in memoriam of a dear and inspirational colleague who lost his battle with cancer aged 51 earlier this year.

Please give generously

Dont worry if you miss out - more calendars will appear on ebay as these sell

Thanks

Nosher

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Good man!

[fsn]

And which month are you?

I'll check that out when I'm at home. I'm a sucker for this kind of thing.

It does put the notion of a Pendraken calendar into one's head. Leon on the XBox (of course), Dave with his casting machine, Mart proudly displaying his 320mm monster, Techno covering his dignity with his Dremmel ... 

OK. I've talked myself out of it.

[Nosher]

Our launch is today so I find out then.

I make no apologies for any emotional distress, emerging mental health issues, sudden cardiac or respiratory complaints that arrive as a result of seeing me butt naked in nothing more than my boots and helmet.....

However, I am more than happy to speed round to your house, jump up and down on your chest, and zap you with my corpuls BUT ONLY IF YOU PURCHASE THE CALENDAR

If the thought of me with my equipment on display is disturbing, please be reassured that lots of my lovely female colleagues make an appearance too which will soften the blow. 

[Techno]

Techno covering his dignity with his Dremmel ... 

Being built like a stick insect......If I had a long enough Dremel, I could completely hide behind it.....That wouldn't be so vomit inducing. 

Cheers - Phil

[fsn]

However, I am more than happy to speed round to your house, jump up and down on your chest, and zap you with my corpuls BUT ONLY IF YOU PURCHASE THE CALENDAR

If I buy two will you promise not to do that? 

[Techno]

Nosher.

If you PM me your home addy, I will send you the next plastic £5 note I get, as a donation.......Under the STRICT condition you do NOT send me even half a calendar.
(Otherwise you'll be hearing from my solicitors......Messrs, Sue, Grabbitt & Runne.)

Cheers - Phil.... (And the very best of luck with this !)

[O Dinas Powys]

...please be reassured that lots of my lovely female colleagues make an appearance too which will soften the blow. 

Isn't that an oxymoron?