"I'm adorable, and it's useless for me to deny it!"

[FierceKitty]

Valentine being winsome.

[Orcs]

Valentine being winsome.

Turn the tap on !   

[FierceKitty]

He'd probably enjoy it. His favourite game is lying on the tiled kitchen floor for Lee to swing him round a few times and then give him a shove which sends him sliding off some twelve feet or so. A moment later he's back for more.

[Techno]

One of our long gone moggies liked to be slid up and down the empty bath on her back, which sounds a very similar pass-time.
Another one liked to jump off the bungalow's roof onto my back, as a halfway 'stop' to the ground.

Cheers - Phil

[Sandinista]

Turn the tap on !   

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

It is well know that cats have an even bigger ego than their owners.

IanS

[Raider4]

It is well know that cats have an even bigger ego than their owners.

Cats don't have owners, they have servants.

Cheers, Martyn
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[Obsidian23]

That's right.  It's the Cats that are the owners...

[Leman]

Time for a Warband army of Fierce Kitties?

[FierceKitty]

I've seen a recruiting poster from WWI showing a pouncing cat. People tend to forget that pound for pound, a kitty will wipe the floor with any other land mammal. If that seems silly, ask yourself whether you'd rather face a wolf or a puma in single combat.
Was it Balzac who remarked that cats were a way for a man to caress a tiger? And now that the tiger temple in Kan'buri is out of business....

[d_Guy]

"Touch not the cat without a glove"

[FierceKitty]

Tha''s reet the noo!

Not a typo. One's an apostrophe, the other a glottal stop.

[d_Guy]

Och aye and ken ye this:

[FierceKitty]

Here he is.

[d_Guy]

And since we're the only two up, Kitty, here is a link that's pretty interesting although you likely you already know it:
http://www.thegreatcat.org/cats-20th-century-history-cats-war/