The Problem with Speaking English

Started by Orcs, 04 May 2016, 07:25:14 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Techno

Quote from: fsn on 13 May 2016, 07:42:26 PM
Hot Fuzz: The Police visit Techno.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

(You utter OIK, Nobby !)

Cheers - Phil

d_Guy

Quote from: paulr on 13 May 2016, 08:49:13 PM
I had the pleasure of acting as 'interpreter' for a couple of guys; Japanese and Swedish. And no I'm not able to speak either language ;D
:D
Was alcohol involved?
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

paulr

No alcohol, but neither could understand the other's accent ;D

I could follow both their accents so simply repeated what each said and they could both cope with my Kiwi accent :)
Lord Lensman of Wellington
2018 Painting Competition - 1 x Runner-Up!
2022 Painting Competition - 1 x Runner-Up!
2023 Painting Competition - 1 x Runner-Up!

d_Guy

Quote from: paulr on 15 May 2016, 01:14:40 AM
No alcohol, but neither could understand the other's accent ;D

I could follow both their accents so simply repeated what each said and they could both cope with my Kiwi accent :)

Got it! My first date with my wife pitted my Appalachian twang against her clipped north Jersey. Didn't need a translator but had to use a very simple vocabulary.
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Techno

I sometimes had to act as 'translator' between a Swedish chap, and some of the Scottish folk when I worked at the Studio in Edinburgh for Target Games (Mid 90's ?)

The Scots could understand 'Stephan' perfectly well.....But he often really struggled to understand them.

Cheers - Phil.

FierceKitty

He has my complete sympathy - and I sort of am one.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Ithoriel

Pertinent to the discussion but perhaps not one to share with one's maiden aunt :)

There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

d_Guy

Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

Roy

Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"