Forum Tunes

[Techno]

And I've got an 'H' in my moniker. 

Very good, Westie. 

Cheers - Phil

[Fenton]

And I've got an 'H' in my moniker. 

Does it hurt?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

 

Anyone know where we can get a new stylus?

[fsn]

 

[Techno]

Does it hurt?

Only when I sneeze.

Cheers - Phil

[Leman]

All the following are by Durutti Column:

For Belgian Friends

Destroy, She Said

The Fields of Athenry (for the Fantasy fans)

Overload Part One (Techno's average morning)

American View (what d_Guy thinks of us)

Rant

Painting

Loser (somone usually has to be)

The Secret Between the Blade and Me (a Techno favourite I believe)

Spasmic Fairy (choose your own interpretation of this one)

[Roy]

 

Top stuff Westmarcher

[Tawa]

T.E.C.N.O.

He is T.E.C.N.O.

He is T, tah-lented
He is E, endearing
He is C, ch-arming
He is N, ... er ... nicey
He is O, oh, oh ...
~

T.E.C.N.O.

He is T.E.C.N.O.

He is T, ... er ... toilet trained
He is E, eccentric
He is C, comical
He is N, nerdy
He is O, oh, oh ....
~

T.E.C.N.O.

He is T.E.C.N.O.

He is T, trip up-able
He is E, endangered
He is C, acCidental
He is N, ....er .. Naked!?
He is ... oh, oh ....

Vrrrrrrrrrppp!  [sound of stylus skidding across vinyl]



[Music stops. Disco crowd gasp]



(Lemmey) What! 
Right! Break it up. I'm pulling this thread. Move along, folks. Nothing to see.
[voice from background: Heh! What do you mean?]

[Disco crowd departs]

(Lemmey) Disgusting!
.. (Nobby) I thought he looked quite fit.
... (Lemmey) .... and he's a Moderator.
.... (Nobby) I saw his dremel.
...... (Lemmey) ... and what was that green stuff ...
....... [conversation recedes into the distance] ....[/size]

*Disclaimer: "The events depicted in this song are fictitious and any similarity to any forum members is merely coincidental. Probably." *

[d_Guy]

American View (what d_Guy thinks of us)

It's possible but I can't understand a dang word - which - as I think on it - often mirrors my view of the form.

I would have to add "Hotel California" to the list of forum tunes

And possibly R.E.M's "it's the end of the world"

Oh - and any thing by Steppenwolf - particularly when fsn, Techno and Tawa are involved.

[d_Guy]

T.E.C.N.O. !!!   
Westie -  making a run for Nobby's appointment as forum poet laureate!

[fsn]

I'm sure the forum can cope with two wordsmiths.



Good one Westie. 

[Roy]

Video of the Legend in DJing action.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/36049583

Six-time world snooker champion Steve Davis performs a DJ set at Bloc Festival in Minehead's Butlins resort, as he explores a rather unlikely second career as a techno DJ.

I wonder if he could be booked to provide music for the next Pendraken Battleground show 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Well I never...
Good lad!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

He's really good!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p03pqtlj/steve-davis-snookerstar-dj

[Leman]

Weirdly strange yet good.

[d_Guy]

His likely third career will be juggling snooker balls while dancing the mazurka.

[Tawa]

Oh - and any thing by Steppenwolf - particularly when fsn, Techno and Tawa are involved.

Get your coat and money,
Head out to the Kings Head,
Lookin' for good pint,
And a pack of scam-pi fries.
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen,
Take that glass in a love embrace,
A full pint with a creamy head,
See the grin on my face.

Smokey with poor lightning,
Feet stuck to the carpet!
Nobby's got some bad wind,
And my nasal hair is scorched!
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take that glass in a love embrace
A full pint with a creamy head,
See the grin on my face.

Friday night, it's gone wild,
(But) We were born, born to be mild,
raise your glass so high,
Don't drop it or I'll cryyyyyy!

Make mine a Mi-i-i-ld.....
Make mine a Mi-i-i-ld.....

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

 

[Ithoriel]

Oh - and any thing by Steppenwolf - particularly when fsn, Techno and Tawa are involved.

"Born For Ten Mill"

Got ma PC runnin'
On that Internet highway!
Lookin' for Pendraken
Cos for ten mill I gotta pay!
Yeah Leon gonna make it happen
And all those at that Pendraken place
Splurge all of ma cash at once
New figures ... do I have the space!?

I've bought so much it's frightening
All this lead plunder
Payin' with ma plastic
I think I'm goin' under!
Clib, Mart, Techno make it happen
Feel the forums warm embrace
Splurge all of ma cash at once
New figures ... do I have the space!?

Oh, I'm wargaming still
I was born, born for ten mill!
Lead pile so high
Still be paintin' when I die.

Born for ten mill!
Born for ten mill!

[Techno]

Very, very good...

Both Tawa, & Mike.



Cheers - Phil